Brainrot Relief

I’m a nauseous fangirl here to let all my emotional vomit out before I explode.

[brainrotrelief]

Talked to a cishet man about What We Do In The Shadows the other day and felt genuinely insane.

I told him Nandor and Guillermo better kiss in the last season and he went “What??? That’s a ship??? There’s no way that’s a ship lol”

My man, were we watching the same show???

[hellsmell-deactivated20240410]

This is the kind of thing that makes me realize how easy it is to create queerbating-ish stuff.

Straight people don't spend their lives hoping and looking for a romantic connection between same gender partners in every show.

I remember rewatching the Lasgo - Something music video more recently and felt weird because didn't recalled having a wlw couple in it, and I used to watch it all the time. And of course I didn't see it. I was "straight" back then.

[brainrotrelief]

Told my friend about “the gay pirate show” and she had no idea what I was talking about.

She said they must’ve had a really bad marketing cause she never heard of it.

Ma’am. It wasn’t bad marketing. You’re just straight.

[brainrotrelief]

Talked to a cishet man about What We Do In The Shadows the other day and felt genuinely insane.

I told him Nandor and Guillermo better kiss in the last season and he went “What??? That’s a ship??? There’s no way that’s a ship lol”

My man, were we watching the same show???

[lejoursobre]

Global warming is wild isn't it? I mean? Warm and salty raindrops 24/7? specifically in Soho???

(I physically can't draw angst sorry I did my best here)

[ato-dato]

HANDS UP!!! YOURE UNDER ARREST!!!!

[worldsmostcasualmpregfan]

can’t stop crying over arthur loving merlin for merlin. like he fr thought he was just some guy but guess what? that’s his some guy. and he’d stick with him forever. i think i’m gonna throw up

[brainrotrelief]

Days 16, 17 and 23??? Yeah, Inktober 2023 is for them.

[lookitsstevie]

sauntered vaguely downwards

[brainrotrelief]

Aziraphale falling because he breaks the first commandment.

To love God above all things.

[hg-aneh]

😞...

[diavalkitty]

[bumblebee-bookshelf]

BILDAD THE SHUHITE BEING SOFT FOR GOATS IS EVERYTHING

[daiwild]

Where did Muriel even find that book

[afriendstolovers]

!!!!!!!

[brainrotrelief]

“If we don’t get married tomorrow I’m gonna start biting people” is a sentiment I relate to on a spiritual level.

[afriendstolovers]

!!!!!!!

[inamagicalhallucination]

i love merlin fics where merlin is trying to confess his attraction to arthur but arthur thinks he's confessing his magic

merlin: i have to tell you something

arthur, who's been waiting for this, putting on his most reassuring smile: don't worry

merlin: ...what?

arthur: i already know

merlin: YOU ALREADY WHAT

arthur: i know. don't worry about it.

merlin:

merlin: so ur not... upset

arthur: merlin you are... my best friend. my closest companian - how could i be upset.

merlin:

merlin, blushing: does... does that mean that you... you...

arthur, thinking he means 'you accept me': yea

merlin, suddenly laughing and reaching forward to hug arthur: this is- this is great

arthur, pleased by merlin's happiness, hugging back a little awkwardly: :)

merlin: i understand if we have to keep it lowkey

arthur: once i'm king tho

merlin: really?

arthur: of course merlin

merlin: oh- um arthur... i was really worried you would hate me-

arthur: -i could never-

merlin: -when you found out i was in love with you

arthur: :)

arthur, confused as hell, blushing: um what

//

or the opposite where merlin's confessing his magic but arthur thinks its his feelings but yea

[smolbeanmerlin]

[hsm2]

Merlin/Arthur in Season 3 Episode 2

[brainrotrelief]

Look at these two totally platonic besties yes yes yes yes yes