I can beat you with physics.

I am Brainiac 5. Half computer, half organic life form, and all Coluan, and not to brag, but a twelfth level intellect. My name is Querl Dox, but the legionnaires just call me Brainy. Apparently I have something called an ask box. This app is weird, and the way humans spend their time on it is even weirder.

[brainyspeaks]

well met. how are you?

I'm as well as I can be.

[brainyspeaks]

What if you teach your language to others?

I could, but I fear my language is a long and complicated teaching. Binary is one language we use on Colu as a structure for writing or really typing to send out information since it's easily translated to any language, however Coluan speaking language isn't something that is easily processed from the human mind. That and I fear the Hive Mind does not take lightly to a technical "Rogue Coluan" sharing our culture with outsiders.

[black-hearted-bat-deactivated20]

[deathofaromantic]

if you have ever suffered from…

• depression

• anxiety

• eating disorder

• self-harm

• ocd

• bipolar

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness

• suicidal thoughts

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.

you are not alone.

[ireywest-speaks]

@lyle-norg-speaks @brainyspeaks wait this is so late but do you guys even celebrate Halloween because itll be a bummer if you dont

[lyle-norg-speaks]

Um, I use to but with how busy legion life has been......... Brainy however I don't think has ever

[ireywest-speaks]

Ever?! Lyle drop what you're doing this must be rectified

[brainyspeaks]

I never saw the point in dressing up in garments that are either scary, funny, or just plain revealing, just to go out to a party or get sugar inducing treats, but for your amusement and enjoyment I'll take part in the festivities.

[ireywest-speaks]

You're the best and I love you

[brainyspeaks]

I adore you as well.

[ireywest-speaks]

@lyle-norg-speaks @brainyspeaks wait this is so late but do you guys even celebrate Halloween because itll be a bummer if you dont

[lyle-norg-speaks]

Um, I use to but with how busy legion life has been......... Brainy however I don't think has ever

[ireywest-speaks]

Ever?! Lyle drop what you're doing this must be rectified

[brainyspeaks]

I never saw the point in dressing up in garments that are either scary, funny, or just plain revealing, just to go out to a party or get sugar inducing treats, but for your amusement and enjoyment I'll take part in the festivities.

[fairyroses]

Brainy: *already designing the new suit in his head as Kara walks by* 

[valor-speaks]

@brainyspeaks @karazorel-speaks

[ashen-static]

I love my non-binary robot child.

Have some cute outfits. And a cozy sweater because cozy sweaters are f*cking awesome.

[ireywest-speaks]

@lyle-norg-speaks @brainyspeaks

Hiya. We have to be cuter than Jai and Duela. It's a necessity.

[lyle-norg-speaks]

Challenge accepted! How though?

[brainyspeaks]

We could go star gazing together. Have a picnic.

[ireywest-speaks]

... @lyle-norg-speaks how is he better at this than us?

[lyle-norg-speaks]

Twelfth level intellect......... that's how.......

[ireywest-speaks]

Querl wins. Again. It's a little irritating

[brainyspeaks]

=)

[ireywest-speaks]

@lyle-norg-speaks @brainyspeaks

Hiya. We have to be cuter than Jai and Duela. It's a necessity.

[lyle-norg-speaks]

Challenge accepted! How though?

[brainyspeaks]

We could go star gazing together. Have a picnic.

[anxietyproblem]

[autumncityxo]

space cowboy 🌌 

[bitterpower]

[brainyspeaks]

Irey West

Irey West is my lovely girlfriend whom I care deeply for and would do anything to keep her happy. She is smart, courageous, and, very stubborn, but I enjoy all of those traits about her. I also like the fact that she can keep up with me whenever I talk in, as the other legionaries have put it, “scientific nonsense” and well, she’s amazing and I dont know how I got so lucky to have her in my life.

[ireywest-speaks]

Awww babe

[jai-west-speaks]

Is this your boyfriend-

[ireywest-speaks]

One of them, yes. This is Querl. @brainyspeaks Querl this is my brother Jai

[jai-west-speaks]

Hmm, nice to meet you Querl.

[brainyspeaks]

It is nice to formally meet you as well Jai.

[ireywest-speaks]

Aww my boys

[jai-west-speaks]

You seem nice- yeah I like you! I can tell your great!

[brainyspeaks]

Thank you Jai, you seem nice as well. I hope we can become good friends. =)

[brainyspeaks]

-screams aesthetically-

How does one, do that?

[connerkent-speaksinactive-blog]

Maybe they just scream on the inside? 

[brainyspeaks]

That is a possibility. I know I do it constantly. Cosmic Boy told me it's rude to just start randomly screaming out loud. Especially in front of idiots, I mean diplomats. =)

[brainyspeaks]

When are you going to tell Iris you're just using her for amusement until you go back to your time?

Never since that isn't true.

[brainyspeaks]

-screams aesthetically-

How does one, do that?