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why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is ânot like other girlsâ
if i didnt know who these characters were iâd say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism
um yes
Why was Shrekâs soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of Iâm A Believer and how can I thank them
Logan: Iâm a brooding loner I donât need anybo-
A teenage girl: *breathes*
Logan:
This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. âŹđ±âŹđČđ°đČâŹđ±âŹ
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say âowâ, even if they havenât actually been hurt. Itâs just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but arenât sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They canât even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each otherâs nests! Just for fun! Itâs not their nest; theyâre just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They donât seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. Theyâre learning to travel in space!!! They canât get very far, but theyâre trying!!! So far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
in 2017 weâre replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist
no idea what this means
lemon lime spine
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). âLeg Buttâ 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because thereâs a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun
Godspeed Boaty. (via The Guardian)
It happened. And the name is printed on the side of the sub.
McDonaldâs Just Called Trump âA Disgusting Excuse Of A Presidentâ On Twitter
The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurantâs account, was quickly deleted (of course).
BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper âthis isnât a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and iâm telling you youâre wrongâ
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
2017 mood