i am one with the force

kai • 25 • he/him • star wars and animals mostly • the force will be with you. always.

[obikin-obsessor]

I really think Anakin would've calmed tf down in ROTS if Obi-Wan pulled him into a broom closet, pressed him up against the door and suffocated him with kisses while murmuring about how much he needs him.

[obiwancreampie]

🥺👉👈 ermm... i wrote a one shot based off this...

away from view and in the dark the pretence falls

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Mal, a melanistic blue-winged kookaburra residing in rural Darwin

📷 Paul Thomsen

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[owlsofavalon]

can't believe obi-wan canonically said to anakin that ahsoka is 'our padawan' :')

[architectben]

Forster's Tern, Famosa Slough California

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[stellarserenade]

AOTC edition

[jedibongrip]

its hard to be a boymom of a teenager

[thomas--bombadil]

Blackbird upon survey stake.

[bleedingheartdoe]

Love the genre of sadism that’s basically just extreme ‘cuteness agression’. “I love you so much that I get an overwhelming urge to violently manhandle and wound you, like some delicate prey thing that I need to rip open and devour.”

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[flightyfinch]

other birds must get so pissed off by mockingbirds. like imagine you get in a fight with your wife and the next week you can hear your upstairs neighbor repeating the argument word for word as sexual roleplay

[runefaustblack]

[bonesbeetle]

@hawkpartys