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[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[breadbirbs]

People need to go back to naming their kids normal names bc I look at a class sign up sheet and it's like:

1. Shadow

2. Madisyen

3. Clarence

[mcc-updates]

Due to the news of Technoblade's passing, I feel a need to remind our followers that it's okay to grieve. Even though we didn't know him, he impacted the whole community in a way that can never be erased. His legacy of good sportsmanship, positivity, and humor will echo throughout the MCYT sphere's future.

To support his efforts and the struggles of others also suffering from sarcoma cancer, his merch store will be donating proceeds to curesarcoma.org, where you can also make a direct donation.

Hypixel has a project to collect notes in their main lobby, which will then be compiled into a book and sent to Technoblade's family.

Rest in peace, Technoblade.

[ink-splotch]

Stay?

an interactive fiction game from E. Jade Lomax (ink-splotch / dirgewithoutmusic), the writer who brought you Beanstalk & the @sortinghatchats quiz

Come explore the magical valley of Elaia through a choose-your-own-adventure game. It's got dangers to circumvent, morality to ponder, and folks of all sorts of genders for you to befriend and fall in love with.

What is Stay?

An interactive fiction story

A dating sim wrapped up in a fantasy adventure puzzle

A quest to find your own happy ending in a world where you always get a second chance

How to play?

It's free to play and doesn't require any downloads. Just go to ejadelomax.itch.io/stay on your mobile device or browser & hit "Run Game."

[suburbanbeatnik]

Guys. Guys. GUYS. You have GOT to play this game. It’s like if Diane Duane meets C.S. Lewis meets Groundhog Day. PLAY IT. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

[breadbirbs]

bruh out of all the reasons to go radio silent, cancer is a pretty good one

[breadbirbs]

is this too soon

[breadbirbs]

Dream SMP ships as public school relationships

these are all jokes based on personas and i do not wish to have any arguments in the notes

dreamnotfound (dream/georgenotfound)

- the band kids that are 5 seconds from having sex in the hallways

dreamnoblade (dream/technoblade)

- acab emily and patriotic chad arguing during the socratic seminar that have weird tension

fundywastaken (fundy/dream)

- the couple that breaks up every week and then gets back together again

wilbur/sally

- “you don’t know my girlfriend she goes to another school”

karlnapity (karl/sapnap/quackity)

- the group of freshmen friends that are all fucking. once one of them gets an std it’s over for everyone :(

CaptainPuffy/Nihachu

- the couple that’s been dating since 6th grade, their relationship is solid

skephalo (skeppy/badboyhalo)

- the emo couple. you wish you were them. a staple in the American public school experience

jschlatt/quackity

- the ww2 obsessed kid and his poor gf. quackity get help

dream/sapnap/georgenotfound

- the football players that are a lil too homiesexual. surely there is something going on

Philza/fridge

- the weeb that only draws big boob anime ladies and brings his anime body pillow to school

[breadbirbs]

Dream SMP members as people I knew in high school

Tommy:

- this dude that just stole a doorknob for no reason. like he removed it from one of the doors and walked out

- he also stole a piece of the floor, so there was just a chunk of the floor missing in one of the hallways

Tubbo:

- kid that accidently ran over his flour baby with his car

Technoblade:

- every single person that has brought a weapon to school which is at least 7 people

- not even as a threat just because they all wanted to show off. One girl brought a sword.

Wilbur:

- guy kept photoshopping the principal’s face onto different animated rats and then made a shrine of all of them in the handicapped stall in one of the bathrooms

Jschlatt:

- girl that put pepper spray in the vents which I think counts as chemical warfare. they had to shut a wing of the school down and call the police to handle it. 

Quackity:

- a whole drug mule idk how the school staff didn’t know that he was carrying molly and cocaine at all times. lowkey impressive tho, get that bag

Dream:

- guy made a club where the whole purpose of it was to worship him. he didn’t even go to our school. his club still holds the record for most member sign ups at 80 people

Sapnap:

- kept leaving beans on people’s cars

- they never figured out who was doing it but it only happened to football players.

George:

- foreign exchange student from Europe that spoke fluent English but pretended not to and never had to do any work

BadBoyHalo:

- girl that kept bringing dogs to school. it wasn’t even the same dog every time. where was she getting these dogs?

Skeppy:

- guy that got a 12 on the ACT and just decided not to retake it.

Ranboo:

- guy wore a lab coat every single day and carried around like 5 pens and minimum 6 manga books at all times. 

- never actually talked to him but he seemed really chill

- also he wore crocs regardless of the weather. I admired the dedication to style.

Connoreatspants:

- group of guys in my culinary class that made dick bread as their final project. bread in the shape of dicks

Karl:

- drew anime girls in class on his laptop. it was actually really good but also not what he was supposed to be doing

Purpled:

- girl in my chem class that somehow skipped all the prerecs for the class. she had no idea what was going on but I still wonder how she did it

[breadbirbs]

okay but did anyone actually get the giant schlatt plushie

it's like a mystical unicorn

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

This girl on among us have me her number and turns out she’s 13. It was like 3am and she proceeded to tell me the name of her town, what school she went to, both of her parents jobs, how she did in class, what her home life is like, the first names of all of her friends, ect. All of this mostly unprompted. The smartest thing she did was ask to FaceTime me to make sure I ‘wasn’t a 40yo catfish’ and she talked about the other kids that she had met on among us this way.

To any kids out there: I know that quarantine is stressful and we’re all depressed and lonely bu please please please don’t give out your information to strangers on the internet, and if you do there are dozens of safer options than just giving everything to everyone and just hoping for the best

My little sister is 14 and she gave out her information to the wrong person who shared it somewhere and she can now count on two hands the number of teens and young adults who have asked for nudes and favors and personal information. It’s really worsening her anxiety and anorexia so please I’m begging you don’t give out any of your information unless you explicitly trust the person you’re giving it to.

[crazybutconfidentaf]

Stranger danger yall. And if you’re ever wondering what you could do to keep yourself safe, here’s a list.

1. Use an alias (don’t have to but doesn’t hurt, especially when you have a unique name)

2. NEVER give your last name! (E.g. if you’re Jessica, aint no way they gonna be able to find you without your last name. Don’t risk it)

3. NEVER give your address (things like country is still vague enough. But if you tell anyone your street or something super identifiable)

4. You don’t have to post photos of yourself! (You can if you want to but remember to be careful! Street names and addresses should not be visible in these photos!)

5. Block creeps. Anyone that ya getting bad vibes from, just block em. Don’t be scared about being “mean”. Protect yourself.

This is all from the top of my head so if anyone wants to add go ahead. Let’s help protect the younglings.

[breadbirbs]

Who Would Win in a Fight

Me vs MCYT

Tommy:

-100% chance of victory

-yes he's tall but I don't think he's ever been in an actual fight

-also he's clumsy

-easy victory

Tubbo:

-80% chance of victory (if we do fight)

-I don't want to fight Tubbo he seems cool

-again probably doesn't have much fight experience

-i would end up having to fight both Tubbo AND tommy bc of course tommy would jump in

-Big Crime might curbstomp me though

Technoblade:

-75% chance of victory (controversial but let me explain)

-tall yes but this man spends so much time gaming that his body is probably slowly breaking down

-he probably would let me win out of laziness but in the off chance he decides to start an anime training arc I'm getting destroyed

Wilbur Soot:

-25% chance of victory

-might let me win to get it over with

-is significantly taller than me so he could just step on me

-seems like he has internalized rage but so do i

-there is no winner vs loser it's whoever survives

Jschlatt:

-0% chance of victory

-he would push me down the nearest flight of stairs before the fight even started

Quackity:

-0% chance of victory

-i would sacrifice myself so he would automatically win

Dream:

-5% chance of victory

-we've seen his body and we know he's tall this is a definite loss for me

-his florida man vibes give him a 10% damage boost

-might attract the rest of the dream team to come watch and then they would make fun of me and I would lose just from the stress

Sapnap:

-30% chance of victory

-he sets off my fight instincts I want to beat him up so bad

-we know he's run from the cops but so have I so in terms of speed we are probably equal

-idk I just don't think I'm winning but I would still enjoy the experience

George:

-50% chance of victory

-i don't want to fight George

-he seems more likely to run away than to fight but that just means I would have to chase him down

-i feel like one quick hit to the knees and he's on the ground

BadBoyHalo:

-0% chance of victory

-he just has to shoot me

-i feel like this is self-explanatory

Skeppy:

-0% chance of victory

-BBH would come help him and then boom I've been shot

[breadbirbs]

How I imagine the technobro vs drista fight

Dream: I believe in you :) have fun :) enjoy minecraft :)

Drista: I thirst for the blood of my enemies

Dream: wait no

Techno: *beating him with a stick* LOSING IS FOR THE WEAK DO NOT BRING SHAME UPON THIS FAMILY

Chris (technobro/techbroblade): PLEASE I JUST WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT

[breadbirbs]

I'm sorry but Coochie Slayer is the absolute best name for a sword

[breadbirbs]

Technobro (or techbroblade) vs Drista has so much potential

[cewn]

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[valtsv]

"private detective who can't help but grudgingly admire the clever, charming rogue they've been hired to catch despite being increasingly frustrated by their ability to evade them" is such a fun dynamic. like we all know how it's gonna end but it's still so exciting to watch.