Inside The Mind Of Deanna Marie

Hey im Deanna. 29 Year old female from Wilmington, Delaware. My blog consists of whatever i think is funny, interesting, or clever. ;) enjoy

[breadstixandnetflix]

60 medical reasons why I don't want to give birth

Ectopic pregnancy (can kill you)

Spontaneous abortion (awesome)

Chorioamnionitis (infection in the fluid, makes labour longer. Just what you need)

Shoulder dystocia (babys shoulder gets stuck in your vag, you tear, bleed or your uterus ruptures.)

Breech delivery (fucking thing is upside down. Cesarean or turning #fuckno)

Uterine rupture (it tears, more pain. oh yeah, disability or death for mother. )

Hysterectomy after delivery (or before, you know just putting that out there)

Postpartum infection

Postpartum depression

Septic pelvic thrombosis (infection)

Hypertension (high blood pressure)

Preeclampsia (caused by the above. Includes impaired liver function, kidney dysfunction, fluid in the lungs and seizures.)

Eclampsia (name for the above seizures)

Placental abruption (bleeding and dangerously low blood pressure)

Amniotic fluid embolism (amniotic fluid in blood, causes heart and lung issues and massive bleeding)

Delayed delivery (ouch)

Incontinence (ew)

Premature rupture of membranes (for her, bacterial infection) Incompetent cervix (they operate if needs be)

Macrosomia (big baby 8 to 13 oz, fuck that)

Twin pregnancy (no)

Triplets and more (Hell fucking no)

Seizures (again?!)

Gestational trophoblastic disease (tumors, yup.)

Gestational diabetes

Hyperemesis gravidarum (level 10 morning sickness all the way through)

Pelvic girdle pain (limits movement severely)

HELLP syndrome (possible kidney failure)

Acute fatty liver of pregnancy (might die)

Deep vein thrombosis (could lose a limb or die. 2nd most common cause of pregnancy death in the USA)

Pregnancy-induced hypercoagulability (blood clots, might die)

Mastitis (really sore boobs)

Peripartum cardiomyopathy (heart problems, might die)

Postpartum bleeding (losing upto 1000 ml of blood)

Perineal tear (vagina meet anus, now you are one!)

Thyroid disease in pregnancy (not good)

Pruritic urticarial papules and plaques of pregnancy (hives)

Intrahepatic cholestasis of pregnancy (itchy)

Gestational pemphigoid (like herpes)

Prurigo gestationis (gross lumpy skin)

Obstetric fistula (hole in the birth canal. Incontinence)

Uterine incarceration (constipation, back pain)

Gestational trophoblastic disease (more tumors)

Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome (blood clots)

Postpartum thyroiditis (underactive thyroid)

Hyperpigmentation (skin goes weird)

Hair growth changes/ falls out

Herpes

Pruritic urticarial papaules of pregnancy

Abnormality of maternal pelvic organs

Postpartum acute renal failure

Postpartum nephritis

Haemorrhoids

Obstetric embolism (lockjaw and spasms)

Obstetrical tetanus

Unicornuate uterus

Maternal death

All the swelling.

Hip dysplasia.

Teeth can fall out

Malnutrition

Mood swings

Uterine prolapse (for the love of God do not google

[throwbackblr]

Susie vs. Angelica Airdate May 2, 1993

[miles-kilometerz]

Susie took no shit from that bitch Angelica

[yourfavehasneverreadhomestuck]

You have never read homestuck!

[destinymoonart]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[astrodidact]

[fabulouscrabulous-deactivated20]

Just flip ‘em!

[gwydtheunusual]

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

[magicconchshell-deactivated2018]

[sher1bot]

support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight

they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return

[snoon]

Why the hell does Squidward’s skeleton have toes?

[dotted8thseaclam-deactivated201]

What about the suit engraved in Spongebob’s skeleton.

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

YOU hate Autism Speaks!

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

This post has 23k notes. Let’s get it to 25k by April 2nd. It’ll really drive the point home.

-Mod Lia

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

25k unlocked! Let’s try for 30k!

-Mod Rowlf

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

30k unlocked! Let’s try for 50k by April 2nd!

-Mod Lia

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

That and their whole “raise the minimum wage even a little bit and we’ll purposefully go out of our way to vindictively destroy the working class via outsourcing and automation.” I dont know why conservatives bow to this like its something necessary that just happens or even worse good. Its not some natural law. Its an active threat made by the bourgeoisie against the rest of us that reads “back off the wealth we’ve stolen from you or else”. Instead of kowtowing to these threats we should do the sensible thing and facilitate their demise. Because God knows they’re busy trying to facillitate ours

[dearbisexual]

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

[pentagleam]

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

[noyaboya]

scottish twitter strikes again

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[superziggy]

In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.

[geromanly]

Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance

[truetgirl]

@arvadswife

[gloomdocwife]

AAAAAAAA