unicorns are real.

at this point all you need to know is that i am hilarious

[depsidase]

[parasitoidism]

In terms of bad omens this is on the level of what a solar eclipse would mean to a medieval peasant 600 years ago

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

[jame7t]

It’s ok to post this

[hagiomoto]

[hagiomoto]

[sheepiebeepie-deactivated202603]

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

[which-ocs]

Which OC fell down the stairs and which 3 OCs are the ones texting?

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning from the airport

[shencomix]

[crynwr-drwg]

The world is so fucked

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do