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Chicken.Pot.Pie waiting makes me eager & anxious, the ride is exhilarating yet excruciating, & when its over I feel so light I can fly.

[lonelyonawednesdaynightt]

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[dekutree]

[kyian]

Iconic

[homunculusalphonse]

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

wait. i have an idea.

let’s.

leave.

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[die-einzelganger]

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[alexander]

[memesandlaughs]

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[princesconsuela]

october mood

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

[stream]

Entertainment Weekly Photoshoot | Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers

[venus-aversa]

[normalshrimp]

[olmee-deactivated20211225]

[owedbetter]

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

[dayinthelifeofchris-deactivated]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[ottomantwerks]

Alright which one of you is trying to turn That 70s Show into some David Lynch shit

[thedeskofdrychris]

“You don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”

That 70s Show (dir. David Trainer, Terry Hughes; 1998-2006)

[unicornships]

Hence why Toph Beifong is my favorite badass character ever. Followed by Zuko of course. 😝

[asymbina]

I love that Toph believes that she is one of the most badass people ever to exist in the Avatar universe, is not shy about saying so, and is absolutely correct.

Shit, just watch the way she curbstomps Korra without even trying.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The reason Toph Beifong has lived so long is that death is rightly afraid of trying to claim her <3

[cheskamouse]

^This.

Death “Ok, who is on the list today? Zin Shou, Pan Mei, Ki Lo, Toph… Beifong?.. Oooh.. and she gets a hard pass again.”

some where in the world…

Toph “Bitch..”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“COME AT ME U PUNK ASS SKELETON “