breast-meat

turn on: mullets

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[pinuparena]

By David Ardinaryas Lojaya

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[twitterlols]

leave him alone

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[krabby-kronicle]

[omaraladdinsamad-deactivated201]

[jendejen-deactivated20170303]

MY FAVORITE POST EVER

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[gnegar]

[virginia-werewolf]

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[amn3stia-deactivated20200508]

My GPA at the beginning of the semester vs. finals week

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[ivsaur]

Season 9, Episode 3: Kimora Blac vs. Aja

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[tinybed]

please, keep this powerful totem of perfect protection with you at all times

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036