my lifes a mess rn

I've got some shit to figure out

[bled]

[redditfront]

[beskt]

[justloveskins]

[qualitysnaps]

[braineaterss-deactivated2017071]

[adulthoodisokay]

Honestly, Canada, now you’re just rubbing it in our faces.

[astound]

it’s yours | credit

[suspend]

[sosuperawesome]

[coastcities-archive]

Prefect: Hey stop getting into trouble and losing our house points.

Same prefect, 10 minutes later: I’m going to teach you how to illegally duel

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[brawling]

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[parisima-deactivated20181125]

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[cloudgazingastronaut]

Snape is a big fucking mood