The Queen of self love

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Dads Who Didn’t Want A Cat 

Via BuzzFeed

[whatsaboba]

If the gays have Love, Simon and the straights have To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

Then the bisexuals have Bohemian Rhapsody

[cloudgazingastronaut]

YES I AGREE

[chunkecheeks]

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

[floatygirlii]

I am best girl🌸

[kirishimanneedslove]

I’m Batman

[bird400-deactivated20250118]

[lunarsanctuary]

[cloudgazingastronaut]

Yes

[tamizhnadu]

i know ive talked about this before but we literally have no reason not to bring the original gay flag made in the 70s by gilbert baker back to regular use!

the pink stripe was simply taken away because pink fabric was too expensive to mass reproduce at the time, and the turquoise stripe was taken away for a really odd reason: for the harvey milk remembrance parade in 1979, they wanted three stripes on each side of the street and didn’t want it to be asymmetrical, so they did away with the turquoise stripe. like, they could have fixed it in some other way without removing a whole stripe, but eh whatever history’s history.

the pink originally symbolized sex and the turquoise was for magic/art and it would just be really cool if we could bring both the stripes back into regular use again since there wasn’t any significance behind the removal of the stripes and we’re perfectly capable of mass producing flags with all the stripes again!

[danielnelsen]

if anyone is interested, in 2017, shortly before he died, gilbert baker added a 9th stripe in lavender to represent diversity, partly in response to trump’s election. while i dont expect it to gain any kind of widespread usage, it is an interesting fact!

(source 1; article) (source 2; official site)

[dimensionaldemon]

Yes.

BIGGER,

GAYER

[wiitchkins]

MIRACULOUS NIGHT [page 13]

we’re back folks

new pages every thursday

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[cloudgazingastronaut]

Lmao what a mood

[strawberry-concrete]

The faces fanfic readers are making at 3am.

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[thatdoodlebug]

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

[cloudgazingastronaut]

Y tho

[deadpoolandspider-man]

[elasticitymudflap]

@oh-man-what-the-heck

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Wealth and fame

He’s ignored

Human flesh is his reward

OH GOD

FLEE FROM THE SPIDERMAN

[ingridverse]

In the chill of night,

at the scene of a crime,

like a streak of light

there’s just bones left behind.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RUNNING

For your life from Spiderman

[tooiconic]

I need this to be made into some kind of video format.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Aunt Susan no one has time for your shit

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

SHERLOCK AND JOHN ARE IN LOVE

[cloudgazingastronaut]

I would usually vent about domething like this on snapchat but from experience I cant do that anymore so here I am. I currently go to a so called folk high school (Folk high schools are one-year boarding schools based on the idea of learning for life, not only for occupations and degrees) wich is amazing and sooooo fun. But my roommate is awfull. Right now both of us are sick and I cant stand being in the same room as her so I just let her have the room in peace whilst I did other things. She has been chilling allone in our room for five and a half hours. So after showering I asked her if I could please have the room for my own for a while since you know, I'm sick too. She was sooo hesitant but agreed eventualy but not before saying she couldnt promise she would be gone for long. And btw its not like I'm kicking her to the curbs we have like five lounges at this school where she can chill like I have been doing. I'm annoyed as fuck ugh. Also I have my reasons to not like her Imma tell yall later why

[piss-bong]

my coworker just said “i have a phobia of gay people” so i said “there’s a word for that”. she said “but i’m not against it. i just have a phobia of them coming onto me” & i said “that’s homophobia baby!”

[piss-bong]

[piss-bong]

[apicypepp]

Look there’s a HUGE difference between being uncomfortable with being flirted with by someone you’re not attracted to and hating gay people. Yeah being uncomfortable around LGBT people isn’t great but come on. It’s 1000x better than actively wishing for their deaths. Give credit where it’s due

[piss-bong]

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[callmebliss]

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

____________________________________________________________

Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

____________________________________________________________

Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

____________________________________________________________

Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

____________________________________________________________

Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

____________________________________________________________

Bro: so…how was narnia?

____________________________________________________________

Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

____________________________________________________________

Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

____________________________________________________________

Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

____________________________________________________________

Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

____________________________________________________________

Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[madi-the-doll]

@zaiyo

[teaforascripturient-deactivated]

YOU LIMP LETTUCE

[icecoldparadise]

Im always gonna reblog this because 1. The learned support is awesome. 2. This boy is an absolute humorous gem. 3. Sibling support ftw (with the a healthy dash of competition)

[arctizii]

I wish i had that kind of relationship with my brother tho

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

“HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???”

wish i had a bro like that

[neonb-fly]

My bro just says “haha that’s gay” to everything I do because his humor is drier than a raisin.

[cloudgazingastronaut]

I wish me and my sister was this close but we are 6 years apart so thats never gonna happen :,)

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think