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The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

eshasunrise

It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!

foone

Are you on HRT?

Yes

Remind me in 30 days

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

strike-another-match

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

jollygengar

May the feasting never cease

lensdeer

I made a little web app to generate xkcd 2501 edits right from your browser

modernbaseball

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

lacycomets

having a degradation kink and a praise kink is confusing

rozirabbit

This is why i really fuck with mean-spirited or condescending praise

solarsyrup

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

fallout-lou-begas

if i am not a princess then i am still far too effete to be a knight and yet maid is hardly right either. i believe that in the presence of outranking princessgirls i would take on a sort of "royal wizard" type role that is responsible for spells and wards and such and my locomotion through the castle would absolutely involve teleporting in and out of environmental shadows

mandate-transgenderism

my royal magus, can u fetch my appy juice from the pantry,,, is too far :(

fallout-lou-begas

nothing is beyond my power... should you be the one to ask for it, your highness

crabussy

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

nothingimportantanywhere

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

assortedinsanities

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

tobiasdrake

A detail I find really interesting about Chell, GLaDOS, and Wheatley's first confrontation in Portal 2 is when Wheatley starts gloating about taking over the facility. "I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!"

And GLaDOS interjects like, "You didn't do this. She did all the work!"

I find that interjection fascinating because. Like.

GLaDOS doesn't actually know anything about what happened behind the scenes. She lost track of Chell and Wheatley after Wheatley opened up a wall panel and they bolted off together into the facility's inner workings. She doesn't see them again until Chell falls for her fake door trap, at which point GLaDOS is unpleasantly surprised to discover that Chell's disabled the turrets and neurotoxin in the meantime.

She has no evidentiary foundation to base that accusation on.

This is also before GLaDOS recognizes Wheatley as the Dumbass Core, so it's not based on an assessment of him.

The only explanation it leaves is that it's based on her assessment of Chell. Despite GLaDOS's enmity towards Chell, the one thing she rarely goes after Chell for is her intelligence.

When she does, it's an admission of her high standards for Chell; Like when the fake door trap works and GLaDOS concedes, "I didn't actually think that would work. I already built a much better, smarter trap up ahead for when this one fails." That's a backhanded insult. It's calling her dumb, but in a disappointed way rather than an affirming way.

Chell tests very well. Between the two games, GLaDOS has developed a strong understanding of Chell's aptitude for critical thinking and problem-solving in stressful situations.

And so she takes it on faith, just from what she knows of Chell, that Wheatley is stealing Chell's credit.

voidpengin

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maidthings

you can poke a cat to hear her noise

enba-and-luka

Autumn Hill left a Prairieland ICE facility protest before it turned violent. She was still sentenced to 50 years as part of Trump's war on

They're sending a trans woman to prison for life over the fact that she attended an anti-ICE protest where a cop died (she had already left the protest when the 'violence' started)

enba-and-luka

guiltfactory

yes of course it's sexual but also no it's not sexual at all and i resent the accusation

mousidy

they should make it easier to get bottom surgery

mousidy

special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!

mousidy

I've been thinking a lot lately about how many trans women I've known who come to realize over time that they experience much more bottom dysphoria than they've consciously understood

I think this is partially a problem of trans women being fetishized, a trans woman's value being equated with her penis, but I think it's also partially a problem of availability. personally if something is difficult to attain then I have an internal reflex to unconsciously convince myself I don't want or need it. for this reason and many others it needs to be made easier

mousidy

personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this

mousidy