So Long, Chumps!

blog of Gel |she/her| progsuggestion and slimepost-generator and eventoedungulate and isopodgirldick are mine | glados is my mom and gordon freeman is my dad | icon by me

[spamtoing-moved]

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[3000s]

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[spookyweaselbones]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[whitemacklemore]

BLACK EYED PENIS ELEMENTAL ABILITYS

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[3000s]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[naking]

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

[danistotallyuncool]

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

[ytposter]

[kaylmao]

[kaylmao]