Ukulele Villain

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm finding my way

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[valtsv]

OnlyMe. an app that's just you posting for yourself.

[valtsv]

tumblr if you're using it right

[wolfhard]

The More You Moe, the Moe You Know

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[chewbacca]

🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]

[teenagekingdomstarlight]

[venus-stood-still-1999]

[marvelsmostwanted]

Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy

Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny

[owlmylove]

hot new adhd hack: can’t start a task? go start another task, wait till it gets too difficult, and gratefully bail for the first project

[owlmylove]

update: forgot my brain could just decide to give up on both

[benisasoftboi]

I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would

Know what an insurance policy is

Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud

Understand that insurance fraud is a crime

…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls

[ro-zden]

4. Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni intends to kill Jessie, James and Meowth in said insurance fraud

[penny-anna]

people don’t only have gay/bi headcanons for the purpose of shipping… sometimes you just look at a character and go ‘yeah that is not a heterosexual’. it’s just about. vibes. it’s about what’s in your heart.

[woundliqour]

[aggressivewhenstartled]

This is why I get meal kits. Do I need them? No. Can I easily make them myself? For way cheaper? Yes. WILL I??? No.

Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit of always doing the prep AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. it will NEVER HAPPEN if you don’t.

Get the bulk pack of steaks! But you are never gonna eat them before they go bad. If you freeze them in individual ziplocks as soon as you unpack you probably will?

Get the celery, but you need to cut it ALL UP and store it in the fridge in water or it will rot.

And don’t do all tgese at once, get like, one or two prep things a trip. You aren’t gonna get it started if it’s a huge task.

[serialreblogger]

TL;DR for fellow adhders who can’t read that whole thing:

pay higher prices for stuff like food and clothes, if it’ll save you time or effort in the long run

(the saying “time is money” is a capitalist fallacy, except for adhders, in which case time is FAR MORE valuable than money. pay more cash so you can pay less with your mental health. it’s worth it)

[therealraewest]

The bread in the freezer has saved me so much. Thaw it out/keep it in the fridge while using the loaf and it'll last way longer!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brazybunny]

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]