B.

[certainkoalawombat]

Evgenia Medvedeva

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

[nakamotens]

sportsmanship is not doyoung’s forte

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[orion-rising]

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[miharusblog]

🌸 COLORS (색깔) saek-kkal

검은색 - black 흰색 - white 희색 - gray 갈색 - brown 노란색 - yellow 주황색 - orange (or 오렌지색 which comes from the english word “orange”) 빨간색/붉은색 - red 녹색/초록색 - green 보라색 - purple 파란색 - blue 하늘색 - blue sky 분홍색 - pink (or 핑크색 which comed from the english word “pink”) 짙은… - dark /insert color/ 연한… - light /insert color/

⚠as u probably noticed, they all end with the same syllable : 색 “색” comes from chinese and means “color”! MOST of the time, you can remove the syllable “색” if the word is placed before a noun.

🌸 some examples on how you can use these words:

빨간 입슬 : red lips 분홍색 꽃 : pink flower 갈색 머리 : brown hair 파란 눈 : blue eyes 검은 차 : black car

♡ 가장 좋아하는 색깔이 뭐예요? -> what is your favorite color?

♡ 제가 좋아하는 색깔을 연한 녹색이에요 -> my favorite color is light green

♡ 저는 보라색을 좋아해요 -> i like purple

💭 now, what is YOUR favorite color?🤷 go ahead and let me know by quoting this post :) in korean obviously~

[taegis]

😏

[valtsv]

writer: *has a female character start undressing in front of men to show how ‘naïve’ she is*

me:

[valtsv]

writer: *gives a female character with little or no understanding of expected ‘normal’ human behavior only one guide to learn from, who is the man who has a sexual interest in her, making her totally dependent on him*

me:

[valtsv]

writer: *makes a female character naïve and/or childish in order to sexualize her*

me:

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mothman-slamp]

[missharleenfquinzel]

Maybe I’m weird but I do not understand dudes who propose and get turned down like….how did you not know she would say no? Like…are people asking out of the clear blue sky? Again, maybe this is abnormal, but my boyfriend and I have had many, many conversations about marriage. Deep conversations and also sleepy pillow talk where one of us whispers “Let’s get married.” and the other one is like “Heck yeah.” We’ve discussed who will take who’s name and the idea of public proposals and the style of rings we like. Maybe you’re not SUPPOSED to talk about all that but…it just seems like it shouldn’t be a total surprise. Like I want to be surprised about exactly when and where but, that’s the only thing I want to leave up to chance.

Like, I feel like if you had no idea your girl would say no, you aren’t ready for marriage anyways. 

[walk-in-library]

Your partner should know that a proposal is coming. The surprise and the touching part comes from the fact that they don’t know HOW.

[officialpizzarat]

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

[mundanemelusina]

448,060 vs 58,220 btw

[heroofthreefaces]

That’s a goddam order of magnitude

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

[brightereyes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Bro...

[astrobro]

What if we....?

[seriz-owo]

no.. unless?

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious