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I miss them so much every fucking day it isn’t fair they’re gone. RIP dionsauirs I miss you so much I’m fucking crying. We could have been friends and I could have used the long neck as a slide. IT ISNT FAIR

wizardpotions

starry-eyed-psychopomp

Not that I don’t love the movies, but I kind of feel like Elizabeth and Will’s places should have been switched at the end of At World’s End. Like, Will never gave a damn about pirating, he was just there for Elizabeth. Elizabeth, on the other hand, LOVED the sea, loved adventure and piracy, and there’s no way she’d just stay on the land for TEN YEARS at a time for Will. Both of them would be utterly miserable in that situation and, though the ending was bittersweet, it was NOT supposed to be an unhappy one.

What I’m saying is, Will is absolutely the type to play the dutiful husband and father waiting on the shore for his love (he literally already had ten years of practice waiting for Elizabeth as a child), and Elizabeth was already the pirate king, so being sworn to sail the seas for years at a time would have been the tragic other side of her devotion to adventure. The only reason they were switched is because of stereotypical gender roles.

kitttenteeth

the color pink has always been there 4 me

kitttenteeth

We owe her an apology ……

shorthistorian

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.

beggars-opera

I hate, hate, HATE the term “affordable housing.” I hate that we’ve normalized it. I hate that we just accept that the majority of housing, a basic human right, is unaffordable to much of the population. Housing should be affordable as a baseline. If rich people want to add arcades and gold-plated hot tubs on top so be it, but everyone, everyone, regardless of income level, should have access to a clean, comfortable home with enough light and space to make life worth living.

beggars-opera

Lotta discussion on here so I want to point out I meant not only the idea of housing being affordable in general, but also the tendency to call low-income subsidized housing “affordable housing.” Because 1. again, that’s boasting about the fact that so many homes are unaffordable to average people and 2. these homes are often still priced above many people’s budgets.

I literally listen to rich people in the town that I work telling me that they don’t want “affordable housing” in their neighborhood to my face. They act like a high-density apartment in their pristine suburb is going to turn the place into a slum, and meanwhile I, a formerly middle-class professional who works in their town, have been priced out of that hypothetical slum because the price is based on median income and the median household income in this town is $200,000.

beggars-opera

“I just don’t understand why you don’t live here if you work here”

paintingispoetry

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

sexhaver

wordfather

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

cyber-seagull404

Good to see we’re all on the same page

pixelartpeach

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inthemidstofbuddie

yuri-alexseygaybitch

Nice try FBI

azeler

OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M GONNA GET IT

azeler

I AM ON A WATCHLIST

amorverde

la-laborista-republiko

It should be illegal or something to sing “This Land Is Your Land” without the secret verses

la-laborista-republiko

You took one of the greatest hobo anthems ever written and turned it patriotic. That’s basically a war crime.

keeper-of-the-flames

Secret verses??!??

la-laborista-republiko

At the beginning:

As I went walking that endless bread line My landlord gave me a 2-week deadline And Labor Action ran a better headline: “This land was made for you and me!”

This land is their land, it isn’t our land From the plush apartments to the Cadillac car land From the Wall Street office to the Hollywood star land This land is not for you or me

So take your slogan and kindly stow it If this was our land, you’d never know it So let’s get together and overthrow it ‘Cause this land was made for you and me

And then in the middle:

As I went walking, I saw a signpost And the sign said “No Trespassing!” But on the backside, it didn’t say nuthin ‘Cause that side was made for you and me

keeper-of-the-flames

Holy shit.

la-laborista-republiko

American folk singer Woody Guthrie, who wrote other songs such as Tear The Fascists Down, All You Fascists Bound To Lose, Miss Pavlichenko, and like 6 tributes to Sacco and Vanzetti, was what you might call a “communist”