what to say...

[bo-matic]

[doingitforthevine-deactivated20]

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

tastefullyoffensive:

Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches by Javier Perez [via] Previously: Famous Paintings on Bread

[perks-of-being-chinese]

welcome to tumblr (part 1)

[sigmund-floyd-deactivated201407]

[dontbelieveawordtheysaid]

Without lifting the pencil from the paper.

[corackadile-deactivated20170207]

why dont you

why do not you

[clickety-clack]

apologetic notes for the socially inept

Sometimes I want to apologize for not being able to talk to people like a normal human being. So I made these.

[theraedwulf]

For bungee

[baumarius]

I can’t very well either… whenever someone starts talking to me, my head clears completely and I have no words to say to them. Or maybe it was empty already.

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[buzzfeedanimals]

[brianisalion-blog1]

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

[catgrant]

[tyleroakley]

Taco Bell reigns supreme.

[trolleo-chileno]

[jaidefinichon]

[greelin]

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

[chiptunehero]

peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan

[greelin]

and this is probably why no one talks about him

[avatargrimes]

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

[greelin]

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

[fyeahmovieclub]

[innocenthues-blog]

Greatest pick up of all time

[winemomaesthetics]

it would work on me

[brianisalion-blog1]

There are nights when I feel like getting in my car and just driving without a destination in mind.

So I grab my laptop, sit on the couch in my living room, and think "good enough"

[geekscoutcookies]

[p0kemina]

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

[lusteens]

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

[skeetbucket]

this is gold

[francismartinfeearchive-deactiv]

[othermomo]

tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA

[da-munkk]

I like this kid

[castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis]

the truth in this is staggering