I Never Promised You A Rose Garden

Milo, 20, ace, they/them. This is pretty much just a collection of things I like. I don't tag any triggers and I post a lot of potentially triggering content, so take that into account before following.

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 Happy pride month my dudes 🏳️‍🌈

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The Handmaiden (2016), dir. Park Chan-Wook

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1936 guide to judging correct formal attire.

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More events have been added to the events page!

`I should like it very much,’ said Alice, `but I haven’t been invited yet.” `You’ll see me there,’ said the Cat, and vanished.

Enjoy!

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joncarling: next level Jon Carling

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So if we wanted to watch some French animation, what films would you suggest?

the Triplets of Belleville is about an elderly woman searching for her son who was kidnapped in the middle of a Tour de France race. It’s largely free of dialogue, but the sound effects and such are wonderful. It was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature—it lost to Finding Nemo.

A Cat in Paris is about a young girl and her cat who discover mysteries in the course of one night. It was also nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Feature, but it lost to Rango.

Persepolis is based on an autobiographical graphic novel by Marjane Satrapi about her early life in Iran. It was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, but it lost to Ratatouille.

the Illusionist is about an aging magician and an imaginative young girl who form a father/daughter relationship. It was also nominated for a Best Animation Oscar, but lost to Toy Story 3.

The Rabbi’s Cat is a story about a cat who swallows a parrot and gains the ability to speak like a human. It is set in 1920’s Algeria.

Ernest & Celestine is the adorable story about a big bear and a little mouse who forge an unlikely friendship. It was also nominated for an Oscar in Best Animated Picture, but lost to Frozen.

Kirikou and the Sorceress is a story inspired by West African folklore that tells the story of Kirikou, a boy who was born with the ability to walk and talk, who saves his people from an evil witch. The film was popular enough to spawn sequels and a stage adaptation.

A Monster in Paris is a 3D animated musical film that is reaaaaalllly loosely based on the Phantom of the Opera. It’s set in 1910 and is about, surprisingly, a monster that lives in Paris, and his love for a young singer.

The King and the Mockingbird is an 80’s film about a cruel king titled Charles V + III = VIII + VIII = XVI, who is obsessed with a young shepherdess, and whose attempts to capture the young girl are thwarted by a mockingbird whose wife the King had previously killed.  

Those are probably the most famous of the feature length animated films.

But the animated short films are just as glorious. Here’s a compilation of a bunch of short films and I can link you to others as well. 

Sorry for the long answer but I just really love French animation.

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Reblogging over here. French animation tends to do better with diversity than Disney does, hahaha.

[young-angry-and-fabulous]

I should add “Le Tableau” which is really beautiful, especially if you love art. This movie is highly poetic !

“A château, flowering gardens, a threatening forest, here is what, for mysterious reasons, a Painter has left incomplete. Three kinds of characters live in this painting: the Toupins, who are entirely painted, the Pafinis, who lack a few colors, and the Reufs, who are only sketches. Considering themselves superior, the Toupins take over power, chase the Pafinis from the château, and enslave the Reufs. Convinced that only the Painter can restore harmony by finishing the painting, Ramo, Lola, and Plume decided to go looking for him. Throughout the adventure, questions will follow one after the other: What has become of the Painter? Why did he abandon them? Why did he begin destroying some of his paintings? Will they one day know the Painter’s secret?”

I would highly recommend Ernest & Celestine as the animation is beautiful, the characters are really moving and the story conveys a great message about love, friendship and oppression.

Another thing : have you seen how these amazing movies lost to american big productions ?

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Don’t forget about Kirikou et la Sorcière.

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They didn’t forget! Kirikou and the Sorceress, up there.

May I suggest Dragon Hunters for myself? This 2008 feature-length film is based on the 2004-2005 cartoon Chasseurs de dragons, by the same makers (available fully online, by the way). The music, by Klaus Badelt, is hypnotic. The world is beautiful and strange, the characters lovable… and the dragons, really good.

Just saying.

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hey, wthat about Le jour des corneilles? Its one of my favorites french films

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I need to add a few movies myself:

Tout en Haut du Monde / Longway North

A young russian girl goes for a trip to the North Pole to find the boat that her grandfather, a famous explorer, used for his last adventure during which he disappeared… Visually stunning, and very cool story and characters.

Avril et le Monde Truqué / April and the Twisted World

The story is set in a world where science never went further than steam and coal, since it’s been years that all scientists have mysteriously disappeared. April is the daughter of two scientists who disappeared when she was a child. As an adult, April too turns to science in secret, and will discover the reason why scientists have been disappearing all this time. Humour, atmosphere, mystery… And based on the graphic style of veteran legend comic book artist Jacques Tardi!

Aya de Yopougon / Aya of Yop City

The everyday life of Aya, a young woman who lives in Ivory Coast at the end of the 70s. Very nice mood and humour!

Adama

A young african boy goes after his older brother who left to fight for France in the war. This will lead him for a whole trip to Paris and beyond. I mainly like it for the graphic style. An interesting look for a 3D movie since they used animated textures.

Astérix: le domaine des Dieux / Astérix: the mansion of Gods

By far my favorite movie adaptation from the Astérix comic books series. This one revolves around an ingenous plan set by Caesar. He builts fancy appartements  for rich romans near the Gaulish village, hoping that the Gauls wont attack civilians but will sitll get annoyed enough by the roman population to want to leave their village… and the plan works way too well.

Lascars

How 2 guys from a popular neighboorhood of Paris spend their holidays after being robbed of their trip to a paradise location. One of them tries to borrow money from a local criminal, and the other one finds a job in a rich family.

Very funny, but very not for children as well (drugs, violence, swear words, and sex!)

Le Magasin des Suicides / The Suicide Shop

The Tuvache are a really rich family in a town where nobody is happy to live. They made fortune in selling suicide articles. Unfortunately for them, their youngest son is a really nice, happy little fellow who wants to make people’s lives better… the first half is really worth watching, for the black sense of humour and originality.

Dofus, Livre 1: Julith / Dofus , First Book: Julith

For all you Ankama / Dofus / Wakfu fans! And for the others as well, since it’s not required to already know the Wafu universe to understand the movie. Follow the adventures of Joris, a young orphan who lives in a wolrd where the Dofus are special magical dragon eggs that grant tremendous power to their owners. Extremely good animation and funny characters.

Le Château des Singes / A Monkey’s Tale

A movie by the same director who made Le Ableau, Jean-françois Laguionie. A tale about two populations of monkeys, one tribe that lives at the top of the trees, and one that lives on the ground. One day, a young monkey form the tribe of the top will go meet the tribe of the bottom, who seem to live in some medieval kind of way.

U

Now that is one weird movie. About a unicorn named U, who came to help a girl who is not happy with her parents cruelty. Bur that girl isnt very nice herself…

Now a last quick word about studio Folimage, which is the one that produced A Cat in Paris: most of their movies are must-see. Like, really. Just look at all these visuals!!!

Phantom Boy

La Prophétie des Grenouilles / Raining Cats and Frogs

Mia et le Migou / Mia and the Migoo

They also produce short movies that can be gorgeous. My favorite is Le Bisclavret!

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i was asked to recommande french animated movies by a friend so here is the full list for everyone to enjoy (again)

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ahhh thank you! <33

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For stop motion fans, please also accept Ma vie de Courgette (AKA My Life as a Courgette/My life as Zuccini)

Seriously, this and Prophetie des Genouilles have some of THE BEST acting and vocal performances of animated children I have ever seen (in the original French language, naturally).  Played with such emotion and realism without being pretentious.

Also if you like Asterix I heartily recommend Asterix and the Vikings

And Asterix in Britain (a personal fave ;D  It’s so accurate!)

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fantastic planet duh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Planet

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Kerity, la maison des contes

An italian/french production about a boy who discovers his grandmother’s magic library and goes on an epic quest in order to save the library inhabitants. Oh and the soundtrack is utterly beautiful.

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Two of my favourites are recent fims:

Zombillenium (dir. Arthur de Pins)

In the North of France, a horror-themed amusement park was built on top of an old coal mine. Hector Saxe, a regulations inspector, is hell-bent on shutting it down… Until an accident at the park turns him into a demon.   Gritty monsters, sparkling vampires, and capitalism! Pick your favourite scare! 

Mutafukaz (dir. RUN)

I wouldn’t know how to describe this one; basically take your typical ghetto/gangster movie and throw in some urban fantasy involving creatures literally made of black matter that feed on the world’s negativity. I really recommend it! 

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French here : while Asterix and some others like Kirikou can be shown to kids, la Prophetie des Grenouilles TRAUMATIZED half my friends who watched it at an early age. Kirikou might have some scary scenes too, but nothing too too bad. I also found Les Triplettes de Belleville very, very unsettling do to the weird graphics, but that might have been just me ^^’

Tho, I highly recomend showing Asterix et Obelix, Kirikou, Ernest et Celestine, Un Monstre à Paris and Le Roi Et L'Oiseau to kids. They are all A+

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Another Frenchie, I did watch La prophétie des grenouilles as a kid and i can only remember how terribly sad it was. I can’t tell you what the story was about but I can still recall the deep sadness I felt watching it. And apparently Le Jour des Corneilles makes you emotional too.

Among the movies listed my faves are Dragon Hunters (friggin beautiful), Le Tableau, Zombillénium (based on a comic but follows a different storyline), and of course all the Kirikou movies.

And if you need another one, Azur et Asmar is a real masterpiece (by Michel Ocelot, the same director as Kirikou), absolutely beautiful. An original fairy tale with humor and action and music and legends and mystical creatures…

And also Zarafa: “A grandfather tells his grand kids the story of Maki, a young boy who escapes from slave traders, befriends a giraffe, crosses the desert, meets a pirate, and a few other things on a trip that takes him from Africa to Paris”. Really beautiful

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Oh yeah you absolutly should watch Azur and Asmar

It’s the tale of two young boys (one is the son of the local duke or something, and the other is the son of his nanny, so they are raised as brothers) who were told since they were little the tale of a cursed princess. But abruptly they cannot see eachother again, until somehow they are both on the quest to free the princess. And it is STUNNING. At least half of the action is located in north africa and it is SO. BEAUTIFUL.

Do yourself a favor, and watch it.

(And other animated films by ocelot too. Princes et Princesses is entirely made of silhouettes and it’s beautiful. It’s three friend in… an old theater i think ? That like to tell and play fairytales. Look at that :

It’s really pretty and really great, with a lot of different kinds of princes and princesses. Watch it.

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Comme film d'animation y'a Brendan et le secret de Kells aussi (c'est une production irlando-franco-belge, dir. Tom Moore)

C'est tellement beau, regardez !!

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Alice in wonderland by dashk102

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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Painting the roses red.

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science side of tumblr why do all of us mentally ill ppl like storms so much

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@revelationed said: Rain/moving water has negative ions which cause a biochemical reaction that reduces stress. It’s the same reason people feel more at peace on beaches or by waterfalls. We spend most of our lives surrounded by positive ions created by electronics and recirculated air. A study by Columbia University showed that negative ions can have the same affect as antidepressants.

thank u science side of tumblr

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

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It is customary to blame secular science and anti-religious philosophy for the eclipse of religion in modern society. It would be more honest to blame religion for its own defeats. Religion declined not because it was refuted, but because it became irrelevant, dull, oppressive, insipid. When faith is completely replaced by creed, worship by discipline, love by habit; when the crisis of today is ignored because of the splendor of the past; when faith becomes an heirloom rather than a living fountain; when religion speaks only in the name of authority rather than with the voice of compassion–its message becomes meaningless.

Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

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Wildflower Alice~

“La puerta es intransitable no imposible” /The door is impassable not impossible"

First illustration of 2017 (complete not just doodles) Alice is one of my faves because all the knowledge behind the craziest things and in my mind happens the same and the art of course, I really like the animated movie from Disney.Also this year I’m challenging myself with more backgrounds so the first one is “Garden” enjoy please!

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The voice actors of many of the characters in Disney’s “Alice in Wonderland” (Ed Wynn, Kathryn Beaumont, Richard Haydn, Jerry Colona)… also served as live-action models for the animators back in 1951

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I wish Disney would make more reference clips of this film available for viewing.