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i posted this on fb and got into a little discussion with somebody 💅💅💅☠️
share the discussion op
“There won’t be a puddle you can sail in between here and Nova Scotia except the River Styx.”
That is way too metal of a line to of come from a joke argument on Facebook about the difference between privateers and pirates.
tfw a privateer flexes like they ain’t a bootlicker that needs a permission slip from the government to be a pirate
trans rights?
trans rights are human rights.
[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS
Marshmallow tacos
just watch and you will understand
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that
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as ur friendly Neighborhood Nursing Student™ i feel somewhat compelled to remind everyone with the hot weather:
every liquid except sea water and alcohol hydrates you. It’s not CHUG WATER OR DIE. in fact, gatorade and the like are designed to hydrate you efficiently.
yeah, this includes coffee and tea and soda. the diuretic is not enough to cancel out the liquid. juices and milk have solids in them, sure, but they’re also mostly liquid! it counts.
your body can only absorb so much water at a time, so chugging 64 oz of water at noon and calling it good will do a wonderful job of flushing your kidneys, but not so much of hydrating your tissues. it’s more important that you’re getting consistent fluid throughout the day.
there’s a lot of fancy ways to determine How Much Water (Liquid) I Should Drink but honestly? 8 oz (1 cup) every other hour on cool days and 8 oz every hour on hot days should be fine (assuming you sleep for a normal amount of time per day…. i’m assuming ur awake 16 hours a day.)
figure out how many oz each of ur favorite cups is. it’ll help your guesstimation.
if ur urine is darker than light yellow, you’re dehydrated.
if u pinch the skin on the back of ur hand for a couple seconds and it takes more than a second or two go to back to normal then ur dehydrated.
In regards to #1, don’t take this as an excuse to drink the sugar water that they call sports drinks. They aren’t bad for you per se, but please choose water.
actually this entire post was written in the spirit of ppl using it as an excuse to drink sports drinks and soda etc
ppl have been commenting abt sodium levels in soda and sugar levels in sports drinks and thats all well and good but what i’ve noticed is that people who internalize “well, ONLY WATER hydrates me” but who HATE WATER remain horrifically dehydrated cause they dont drink anything.
so like. if ur a person who haaaaates tap water, this is absolutely me giving you permission to drink whatever fluid you can stomach. please take this as a direct excuse to drink nothing but gatorade if that’s what it takes to get enough fluid into ur body.
it’s not the healthiest for you, sure, but you’re a smart enough person to know that. please drink fluids anyways.
if u like water thats gr8. if you can stomach water that’s gr8. if you can’t, that’s okay too, and you need to stay hydrated just as much as anyone else, so please drink.
I used to hate tap water, and in some places (looking at you, Iowa) it is legit disgusting, but one thing I do which helped a ton and was long term cheaper than buying soda or juice was to get a bottle of Angostura bitters. It’s a cocktail additive with a strong distinctive flavor, so although a tiny bottle is like $6 it will last you for ages. Put a small drop or dash in your glass then fill with water. It has a pleasant sort of herbal metal taste (I understand that those words don’t seem like they should go together but it’s hard to describe) which masks tap water. It also helps me smooth an upset tummy but your mileage may vary. It’s not something that will get you drunk, just a flavoring like vanilla extract.
If that all sounds like too much bother, dropping a lemon wedge into water also helps.
I am learning that lemon wedges are magical in almost everything I like to drink.
here is the magic that made me stop being chronically dehydrated:
because yeah, i can’t STAND plain water – it tastes like the inside of my mouth. it tastes like spit. imagine drinking a glass of ice cold spit. ugh. but add a squirt of this stuff to your glass of tapwater, and now it tastes like apple, cherry, lemonade, whatever.
i also got a bunch of these
and pre-prep them with flavored water, iced tea, iced coffee, whatever (or ask my helper to do it), and then when i’m thirsty but distracted and want to just grab some kind of liquid without thinking about finding a clean glass etc., i can just grab one of these.
because yeah, hating water is a thing, and dehydration SUCKS. so drink SOMETHING, don’t be a water purist. better to chug iced coffee than go without.
mio was a damn genius for comin out with that shit
can I just speak up here as someone who has been a nurse for 17 years? I heartily endorse this post and also give you permission to DRINK WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING DEHYDRATED
especially in the summer, you can’t play around with that. drink something. seriously. for the love of kittens. DRINK SOMETHING.
Addendum: If you’re engaged in sustained activity that makes you sweat, then yes drink water, but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD also drink some Gatorade or something. If you sweat a lot and drink tons of water, you won’t be replacing your electrolytes. I used to get horrible headaches and feel awful after long hikes because I was drinking like 150 oz of water. This can cause hyponatremia, or low blood sodium levels. I started adding one bottle of a sports drink (and yes, sugar is bad, for me especially, so I drink Powerade Zero which has no sugar or calories) to my water intake and I no longer get those headaches.
There are also electrolyte supplement capsules you can get at any sporting goods or outdoor outfitter’s store that you can add to water bottles that accomplish the same result.
Hydrate or die-drate lads!!!
Popsicles count as drinking! Especially the pedialite ones
Oh my gods yes. Or actual Pedialite. Or vitamin water. Just. Please y’all. Dont die because you wouldn’t drink something.
For followers that don’t like water and also struggle to drink enough. It’s very important to stay hydrated, especially when working out and exercising, and doing so regularly, because you start to sweat more when you exercise regularly (at least I’ve noticed I have when I started exercising regularly.
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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We did it!
Thank you all so much! This blog has crossed the 1000 follower threshold and as promised we are celebrating with a giveaway! You have a chance to win the three pictured dice sets including a re-inked set of Chessex Festive Mosaic dice as well as a small sculpt of my Beholder’s Medallion (a homebrew magic item)!
Rules:
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Winner will be chosen August 16th 2019 by random number generator!
Make sure DMs are open by the 16th so I can contact you and get your shipping information! If I don’t receive a reply within 24-hours a new winner will be selected!
And that’s it! Thank you all so much and I can’t wait to send these lovelies to one of you!
unviersity application: what are your three best qualities? me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends
“I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and “Sometimes I cry because I love my friends” = I have a kind and compassionate heart
there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good luck with those applications and live your dream!!!!!!!!
this is the best response i’ve gotten on this post so far im gonna cry i love you
Bad Cats.
OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS
Stanley is so chaotic I love him
*realizing the irony of my inability to breathe as i laugh hysterically at the last panel*
You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death
Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows
Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.
Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like
Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.
Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.
Sorcerers: I was born with magic.
Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.
Bard: I play the fiddle lmao
wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality
bard: doot doot magic flute
Wizard: does ten years of magic grad school
Sorcerer: My granny fucked a dragon lmao
“My cat loves sitting in pants so while I don’t have anything to do I wear an extra pair of pants to let him sit with me.”
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We did it!
Thank you all so much! This blog has crossed the 1000 follower threshold and as promised we are celebrating with a giveaway! You have a chance to win the three pictured dice sets including a re-inked set of Chessex Festive Mosaic dice as well as a small sculpt of my Beholder’s Medallion (a homebrew magic item)!
Rules:
You must be following this blog
You must be 18 or older to enter
You must live in the USA
No giveaway blogs
Do not tag as giveaway
How to enter:
Reblog or like this post! Each reblog will count as an entry but please don’t spam your followers!
Winner will be chosen August 16th 2019 by random number generator!
Make sure DMs are open by the 16th so I can contact you and get your shipping information! If I don’t receive a reply within 24-hours a new winner will be selected!
And that’s it! Thank you all so much and I can’t wait to send these lovelies to one of you!
