Cotton Mouth

Personal blog that I will occasionally post in. Wear my heart on a neon lit sleeve. Dreams of becoming a storyteller in one way or another. Excessively Excitable. Tend to ramble if provoked

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

The complete list of punishable offenses committed inside Wayne Manor, November 2018:

sprayed “pest repellant” every time a sibling entered the room

failed to warn family members of the presence of reporters (note: siblings in costume forced to hide in the pantry during forty minute interview)

snuck out while grounded, left window open during a rainstorm

purchased and consumed three dozen oatmeal creme pies

commanded dog to drool on sibling’s casework 

refused to participate in obligatory nap hour

repeated escape attempts during obligatory nap hour (note: four instances) (further note: interrupted other family members’ naps)

inappropriate language re: obligatory nap hour

insufficient wound care

extreme spoon hoarding, complained about lack of spoons in the kitchen (note: search of guilty party’s room found 27 spoons, further 9 in adjoining bathroom)

[goulashnikov-concern]

I’m continuing my research on Ukraine and like

Why was Nestor Makhno so short

[goulashnikov-concern]

Mom said it was my turn to lead an anarchist state in Ukriane

[incorrecteragonquotes]

Eragon: I manage the Dragon Riders all on my own.

Roran: You’re the only Dragon Rider left, aren’t you?

Eragon: Yes, but I am not easy to manage.

[fuck-kirk]

me: wow i have so many new books that im so excited to read!

my brain: read eragon again

me: but-

my brain: reread the ENTIRE inheritance cycle for the 12th time

me: ok

[jurassicsunsets]

One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.

The mantle isn’t yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.

The earth’s mantle is made up largely of peridotite.

The earth’s mantle is lime green.

[damienthepious]

……… mint chocklet chip

[five-flats]

forbidden snack

[plotwitch]

…do people honestly believe that the colors in the books are accurate????

[predical]

*slowly raises hand* I kinda did up until now seconds ago.

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Mage Hand

We were discussing what spells we all have before we began to play as all of us are spell casters to some degree (a warlock, bard, druid, and ranger).

Bard (OOC): I can use my mage hand in other ways 

Warlock (OOC): I’m reporting you to God, calling Jesus Christ himself if you say that again

[incorrect-spop]

Sea Hawk: Momma didn’t raise a quitter

Sea Hawk: But she did raise a fool, and it turns out those two things are a pretty terrible combination

[mochachocolatteyaya]

[itsaroosterteeththing]

That’s all you need

[homotology]

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

[mensajeroseis]

if you reblog the todd howard version of this, idk youre not smart

[ghost-cassette]

Care to explain who this guy is then? I’m sure he’s Howard’s boss or something and actually more culpable but without context he just looks like some white guy I’d run into at Autozone

[mensajeroseis]

It’s Pete Hines, who is in every Bethesda presentation so it’s hard to believe you don’t know him. He’s the vice president of Bethesda, and head of PR relations and marketing. So he deals with every business oriented thing, while Todd is an executive game director and producer, who doesn’t involve himself much in the corporate side I’m sure.

I would say Pete Hines is more culpable and at fault for the mess regarding refunds of 76, the nylon bag issue of the power armor edition. And So On.

If you want to continue to rag on Todd, at least realize who’s more in charge because it isn’t him. It’s Pete.

[toddhowardsblog]

[becausebirds]

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

[traumatised-mum]

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

[anisetheapothecary]

Many people in the comments are saying “trauma”, but this is actually a very normal occurrence. It’s called Childhood Amnesia, and it’s a process which, as the brain reorganizes itself for cognitive thought that is developed in late childhood, it changes the Accessibility of those memories during recall. Many childhood memories are available to the person, but they will not be remembered during regular recall activity, you have to “trick” your brain into remembering with different tactics.

This is because there are two parts to memories - their encoding and their recall. The encoding determines their availability, their recall determines their accessibility. The reason why trauma memory and childhood amnesia are different is in this distinction. Trauma memory is often encoded differently, bypassing to the limbic system where it is stored as intrinsic memory. It can’t be recalled because it was never encoded. Childhood amnesia, however, seems to indicate that the memories are encoded, but we lose access to them as we age. This is most likely due to the development of brain structures that fundamentally change our encoding and recall of memory as we get older.

This is an important distinction, because trauma memory is “stored in the body”, i.e. you get triggers that send your body into a cascade of uncontrollable feelings, sensations and reactions. Whereas childhood memories won’t generally do that, they are just recalled at odd times with odd associations.

[malcolmcooks]

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

[vuhii]

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

have you got any examples?

[vuhii]

[madfishmonger]

I dug through my random images folder to find this. 

[biggum]

[adhdalistair]

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

[art-woonz]

[itty-bitty-obsessions-deactivat]

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

[this-is-cool]

The stunning science fiction themed creations of Gary Haimeng Cao - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-sci-fi-art-of-gary-haimeng-cao/

[ca-tsuka]

Character-designs by Hayao Miyazaki & Masashi Ando for “Mononoke Hime” movie (1997). Full gallery : https://www.catsuka.com/gengal/artworks//mononokehime https://www.pinterest.fr/catsuka/animation-artworks/mononoke-hime/ ( Gengal update 24/31 ) #AnimationArtworks

[arirna]