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So I cut the tip of my finger off on veggie slicer/mandoline thingy yesterday, and I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow to get a sick leave note for work. My question is:

Would it be funny if I did the "Doctor, it hurts when I touch here *pokes at shoulder with cut finger* and also when I touch here *pokes knee with cut finger*" joke?

#am i annoying #idk I think it's hilarious #maybe I should do it after he's redressed my finger #than it's obvious it's a joke #joke #help #cut #doctor #doctor jokes

peculiardragon22

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and out, never forget to love yourself!❤

@theresidenteccentric @acaciawriting @shinycr0w @draconym @howtotrainyourdragonuk @mothpawbs @marigoldendragon @not-right-wof @picklemafia @staticstray @wilddragongirl @your-favorite-wof-dragon-is @zegreatcamicazi @writingisartdarling @mostlyhumanentity

marigoldendragon

Oh that's so sweet 🧡

@hanafubukki @scint1llat3 @mellosdrawings @fiden-criatura @kuri-karin @a-twistedheartslonging and all of my other moots I am probably forgetting ToT you're all so wonderful!

hanafubukki

Thank you for the tag Mari 💛💛💛 and back at you of course 💞💞💚💚

@chibi-celesti @lorkai @acanthus-dork @entries-by-eri @world-of-hearts @readespell @melorosss and all my other moots and followers 💞💞💚💚 everyone is amazing and sweet 🥹🥹💞💞

melorosss

I think it's very sweet, soo why not

@hanafubukki @masquerade-of-misery @entries-by-eri @readespell @fiendishfan

Actually, I would like to tag all my moots and followers because I appreciate everyone and everyone deserves it 🫶 As the original post says, never forget that you are beautiful and keep loving yourself✨️

masquerade-of-misery

Aaww, this was such a sweet surprise! Thank you, Melo!🥹💖💖Sending it right back!🤗💞💞

Also tagging: @hikawilla @nataliabat @miss-moray-mirage @malleleothreesome @kukuviya @papicup @make-peace-w-ur-god @groovifiedcandy @prince-kallisto @selya711-twiste @vvlxenn @bunnpir @nekonaps0 @wiwilaa @lightvsdark18 I could practically tag all my moots and followers ;w;❤️❤️

hikawilla

It was unexpected, thanks to Vani

Also tagging: @selenacosmic @kukuviya @eldritch-alicedoll @clovenoko @oya-oya-okay @onegianthotmess @nekonaps0 @geblek888

I'd like to highlight everyone, because I love and appreciate you all! Your support, your creativity, your thoughts—they're truly a reward. Thank you to everyone. 💙💚

oya-oya-okay

KYAAAAAAAAA IT'S REALLY SWEET😭💖💗💗💖💗💖💗💖 THANK YOU VERY MUCH OMGGG!!💥❤️💥❤️💥❤️

@alan-without-the-an @crystallizsch @blondeaxolotl @gingacat @anhniedraw @thatrosee @lficanthaveloveiwantpower @angelcoupon @zetsubobu @iwillpolitelystealyourorgans @fanfictionsworld @karamatsuboy-aj @aster-luna-light @oleeparle @lazyea @cheerleaderman @chxrro13 @hanizmiyu @itstiredtime @theweeb2doorsdown @boopshoops @spade-12 @clove-noko @harryinramshackle @viilpstick AND EVERYONEEE😭😭😭💖💞💖💞💗💞💗💞💕💞💕

gingacat

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH @oya-oya-okay @clove-noko OYAAAAAAA AND CLOVEEEEEEE

TYSMMMMMMMM ILY GUYS/P 🥰💖🥰💖💕💕💕

@deniedvamp @yuukanaria @living-a-dr3am @lopapple @marqryrambles @moonyasnow @thenamelesslily @taruruchi @tardigradetv @theolivetree123 @artsy-y-foxy @silfuville @beneathsakurashade @shinikamo @bunniehunn @amai-sakura-chan AND EVERYONE WHO SEES THISSS

tardigrade-tv-reblogs

THANK YOU!! :D love you buddy!

Would tag all my 90 friends but I forget what their urls are called 😭 well, let's try

@justfrankie3 @marqryrambles @ludwigslovebug @puppieskiss @qazastra @waffleunicorn @rayluvsichiro @ricemintea @toucansafari @thedragonofbadasstemple @yabiyabadiba @unfoggysight7 @princesspeachel @producktions @padmeii @dentondeathmetal @dreastmilk @faffreux @greenlittleghoul @heartss4elysia @jokers-new-selfship-blog @nathyr699 @zip-zoom @pototonto @devilsflwr @vergils-beloved @vaniitthy @boundtoanandroid @patchestpk @eiioto @irumasan @honestscribe @starlos-soulmate @periwinkers @anemoiaena @thatf1girly @fictodreamer @blue-thief @mrs-goemio @pumpkinpatchdarling @dreaming-wing @diobrandoshusband @ptvincent @saturn1653 @0ozzypom4 @narwhaloid @state-of-perfection7 @angelcoffinz @corpus-callosotomy @i-love-my-fictional-husband @candidephenomenon @darknoverse @cashmere-avenue @hifuheartz @morbid-dreamzz @carcingeneticist @nocti-luca

and many more! :D (I reached max)

nathyr699

Awww :3 Thank you, Alex!!!

So many people deserve to be tagged <3

Sorry if you were already tagged before by someone. I think you deserve a second or third award then, ig :P

@justfrankie3 @jokers-reblogs @cold-quartz @mrs-goemio @murdocs-sunshine666 @erikslover @mariakisser @c0smicfall @patchestpk @fictionalsillies @cupid-selfships @lyellthegodkisser @lostforjunho @meandwilliamjmoriartycanon @multiversal-selfshipper @science--husbands @floralpotions @starlos-soulmate @sugarhoneybiscuit @sweet-sugar-pixels @pastel-kaleesh @heartofbalemoon

c0smicfall

Aaaa this is so sweet! Thank you so much Jath!

Let’s seee, I think I know a couple of people who definitely need to be tagged

@songofsirensandserenity @elementalcollective @voilo @xkarmawrites @theheliumsystem @pawerpom @neonspeedways @synf3ll

rainonmoonlight

ME MENTION? Ty!! I wasn't aware you'd noticed me aksjfjfnh. Tho, sending it right back at ya! Beautiful person award to you guys too <3

Aight time to tag some amazing ppl

@hnnnnnnnm @leicesterstuff @brickthebitch @fluffyfurbies @thealmightypower @ren-054 @ruyus-toybox @moonlityume @happyhounddeliveries

brain-wyrm

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

spicymochi

your month, your flower friend!

#Tihi opossum time rawr :3 #little gremlin of the animal kingdom #omg my bestie is a racoon #we were made for eachother

sarahseeandersen

minakittengaming

This is a good thing to keep in mind.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is so wholesome <3

roboticdreams

robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

brickthebitch

Aww T^T

herotox5

professsorlayton

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

godguy0001

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

brickthebitch

I need to know, did he ever get the joke?

sunnydrawzzz

🔥❄️ huhya

brickthebitch

No worries, I wouldn't either

chaotic-anchar

Battle of the century

brickthebitch

The most brutal duel seen by mankind

cryrosaur

:/ meets :D

I got tired while shading grrtjejhnfnd

brickthebitch

I love him so much T°T My beautiful beautiful man

renmis

#Look at these cutie patooties right here #I love my babies

lesbiansanemi

i see kyojuro drawn pale and i start shaking and crying like who is that

#Give my man his #mmmmm #yummy yummy #melanin #it's 3 am and I feel like a gremlin frothing at the mouth while I lay here drowning comfortably in my happy hoodie

autisticgiyuu

I find the dreams in mugen train arc so fascinating. I love how Rengoku's and Tanjiro's dreams are just their normal lives (or at least how Tanjiro's life was before Muzan killed his family). Like Zenitsu and Inoske are both in a sort of fantasy but Rengoku and Tanjiro were just happy with their lives. I still think Zenitsu's and Inoske's dreams were cute but I find it really intetesting that Rengoku didn't dream his mother was alive or magic away his father's alcoholism and Tanjiro didn't make his father alive again or make them rich all of a sudden. I find it very interesting that they accept the bad parts of their lives as well as the good parts. I think this shows how honest and unguarded they are and possibly shows that they aren't as insecure as other characters possibly are. I think it says a lot that Zenitsu's dream is probably the furthest from reality and he is probably the most insecure character. I would've loved to have seen what other character's dreams would've been like as well- I think it says a lot about their personality.

brickthebitch

Ooo this is really cool to think about

strawberrychansora

Day 2: Hot Cocoa Nights

Rengoku x fem!reader (fluff)

Request from: anon

-divider by @pixopix

5-day Christmas fluff prompts

Snow dusted the rooftops in soft white as lantern light glowed warmly through the windows of the estate.

You sat near the low table, wrapped in a thick blanket, carefully stirring a mug of hot cocoa. Steam curled into the air, rich with the scent of chocolate. Across from you, Rengoku sat far too tall for the space, knees folded awkwardly beneath him, watching you with unmistakable interest.

“THAT SMELLS WONDERFUL!” he declared cheerfully.

You laughed. “You don’t have to shout, Kyojuro.”

“AH—SORRY!” He grinned unabashedly, flame-like hair flickering in the firelight. “I simply find myself very excited.”

You handed him a mug, and he accepted it like it was something sacred.

“Hot cocoa,” you explained. “It’s a Christmas thing.”

Rengoku took a sip.

His eyes lit up.

“UMAI!!” he exclaimed immediately. “So warm! So sweet! It fills my chest with joy!”

Your heart nearly burst at the sight of him—snow outside, fire crackling, and Rengoku smiling like he’d just discovered happiness for the first time.

“You really like it, huh?”

“VERY MUCH!” he nodded enthusiastically. “Drinking this with you on such a peaceful night makes it even better!”

He scooted closer, entirely unprompted, his shoulder brushing yours. The heat from his presence chased away the cold far more effectively than the fire.

Outside, snow fell quietly.

Inside, everything felt golden.

You pulled the blanket higher, and without hesitation, Rengoku lifted an arm and draped it around you, bold yet impossibly gentle.

“Are you warm enough?” he asked, voice softer now.

“Yeah,” you said quietly. “Thanks.”

He smiled down at you—bright, reassuring, and full of warmth.

“I am glad,” he said. “Protecting warmth—whether from the cold or from loneliness—is very important.”

You laughed softly and rested your head against his chest. His heartbeat was steady and strong beneath your ear.

“I could get used to this,” you murmured.

“EXCELLENT!” he replied immediately. “Then let us do this every winter!”

He held his mug carefully so he wouldn’t spill a drop, sipping slowly now, clearly savoring the moment.

Snow continued to fall. The fire crackled. Cocoa steamed between your hands.