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Haven't used Tumblr since 2016 but I'm back bc strange Æons videos have made me miss it. So far I'm enjoying it. Brings me back to simpler times.

[briefobjectkoala]

Just finished Hilda season 3. What a good show. The music absolutely blew me away.

[xiranjayzhao]

The way this archeologist tries to keep a straight face while talking about a 2000-year-old dildo on Chinese state TV 😭😭😭

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[pope-is-crying]

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[patt-off]

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

[patt-off]

>:)

[ncah-czerny]

[avayarising]

No, the inverse of thank you is not ungrateful – that’s just its opposite.

The inverse of thank you is generosity.

[the-haiku-bot]

No, the inverse of

thank you is not ungrateful

– that’s just its opposite.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dies-first]

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

[twitter]

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[winjerone]

Nobody is making anyone work. If you don’t want to work on that day, don’t.

[oppa-homeless-style]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Character design for a friend's dnd character :)

[thepersonalquotes]

i always figure it out on my own, i just need to panic first

[the-haiku-bot]

i always figure

it out on my own, i just

need to panic first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[animentality]

[theabigailthorn]

the fun thing about having a social media manager is sometimes I wake up check my phone and have a mini-heart attack like 'wait I don't remember posting that did I black out oh wait lmao it's just her doing her job'

[animentality]

[teaboot]

Why Tumblr try to sell me gravestones

[judiops]

Just FYI, if you ever find yourself responsible for making final arrangements for someone, you need to check with the cemetery BEFORE buying a grave marker from an outside source. Cemeteries can have different regulations for what they'll allow, and even the same cemetery will have vastly different rules from one garden to the next (some gardens will only allow flat markers, some can have upright, some don't allow certain kinds of stone, etc.) (At my cemetery, flat-only gardens are easiest for grounds crews to maintain, so they'll typically be less expensive plots; upright stones and benches require a lot more work, so those sections are priced accordingly, etc)

I can't tell you how awful it is to have to explain to somebody that the several thousand dollar marker they just bought turned out to be the world's most expensive paperweight because the stone it's made of pretty much disintegrates in the local climate.

For the love of the dead, don't buy from a retailer like this without showing the website to one of the employees first.

[teaboot]

^^^^^^

My family are funeral directors, and absolutely this!!!

Some cemeteries don't allow flowers or offerings to be left behind because they fall apart and blow away and become litter!

Cemeteries are outdoors, every day, forever, and while it's obviously the last thing o your mind when you lose someone, their resting place will need constant upkeep forever, and the way that gets done at that specific place may limit your options!

Also, you don't have to have a contract with a funeral home to get advice or an estimate or ask questions- if you walk into a funeral home and ask about these things, they shouldn't be charging you for answers. If they try it go somewhere else.

[the-haiku-bot]

My family are

funeral directors, and

absolutely this!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beidak-art]

Birthday gift great blue heron, watercolor and ink.

[my-midlife-crisis]