colleen hoover hater

sadie | 22 | she/they | sports sideblog: @okbluejays

[parasitoidism]

I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

[alanqar-nader]

when did you join tumblr? (don't vote without reblogging)

before 2010

2010-2013

2013-2016

2016-2019

after 2020

Voting ended onAug 13

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[alanqar-nader]

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and ignores it, who hears about my father's situation and doesn't donate. Please help us and donate. Your donations are our only hope in life. My father, my family, and I are suffering greatly, and your donations are our only lifeline. Please donate.

[alanqar-nader]

Please help us. We are a family and we don't want to see any of our members die before our eyes. The situation here in Gaza is extremely difficult, the bombing never stops, and every day there are martyrs. I implore you to donate to us and give whatever you can. We urgently need 3000euros to reach our goal. Please contribute any amount and help us reach it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Nader's family needs medical and psychological support due to the ongoing war in Gaza. The bombing continues, and there are daily casualties. Nader's father is battling cancer, and they desperately need money to cover his medical expenses and survive. If each of my followers donates by selling dollars, we can greatly help this family. Please donate now if you can.

[afro-elf]

this is nader's new blog!!! please share and donate ❤️❤️❤️

[kosmogrl]

[probuccalfat]

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

[probuccalfat]

they tried to kill me for this post

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[carolsturka]

imagine you're having the worst day of your life and timothee chalamet shows up #mbappe

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[phoebebyers]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[jerseymuppet]

Happy Juneteenth to black trans femmes and black non binary people and black lesbians of all shapes and sizes and black trans masculines and black gender non conforming people and black asexuals and our cis and het siblings. Happy Juneteenth to every single black person PERIOD.

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[eroscestlavie]

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[gaysie]

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric