colleen hoover hater

sadie | 22 | she/they | sports sideblog: @okbluejays

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[eroscestlavie]

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[gaysie]

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric

[moniquill]

[restingbitchlifestyle]

Not sure the source of the image (Yurok Tribe Wildlife Department I assume) but I think this is this: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-california-condor-flies-into-oregon-for-the-first-time-in-122-years/

I didn’t realize there was a condor release point out by Klamath but congrats to everyone involved! You all have no idea how much I love condors. (Or maybe you do)

Endangered California Condor Flies into Oregon for the First Time in 122 Years

The animal flew a grand total of 380 miles and 4 days in a loop, starting high in the redwoods before passing Redding into Oregon.

[bloodmoonlich]

Choose one of my favorite songs starting with V

Vampire Empire by Adrianne Lenker

Valerie by Amy Winehouse

VCR Home Video by Chloe Qisha

Vodka Cranberry by Conan Gray

Vampires by Ha Vay

Vampire Smile by Kyla La Grange

Vicious Delicious by Luvcat

Villain by Maisie Peters

vampire by Olivia Rodrigo

Vagabond by Overcoats

Vertigo by U2

Virga by Yasmin Williams ft. Darlingside

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

*limited to one per artist for the full poll series

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[allsadnshit]

When I remember it has to be me

[aregebidan]

[ID: Gif of a young woman in the woods. She reaches some kind of realization, throws aside her cigarette, and runs off into the distance. End ID.]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

extra crazy to see people swinging so hard for big corporate copyright lawsuits on tumblr dot com tbh. alright girl whateverrrrr, I hope the lawyers come for your favorite fan artist next if you're so in favor of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you're all frothing at the mouth for a queer climate activist getting sued now but oooh just wait until you can't order astarion keychains and baby yoda plushies and whatever the fuck else off etsy anymore

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I guess in light of all the feedback I've been receiving tonight I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become a good citizen who defends copyright law. first up is snitching out the nice lady at the local farmers market who sells crochet pokemon plushies, I want to see nintendo sue that cunt into the ground

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in conclusion I've never felt this post more strongly

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unprecedented stances developing in the replies... it's environmentalist praxis to only buy officially licensed merch...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[gigglepuffpixie]

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[brighamhunguniversity]

i have to learn to id every fish in northern ontario so that i don't embarrass myself at work tomorrow

[brighamhunguniversity]

the shiners had me in absolute shambles but luckily no one looked too closely at my score on the fish id test

[brighamhunguniversity]

i have to learn to id every fish in northern ontario so that i don't embarrass myself at work tomorrow

[stroebe2]

They should do this in real life

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

why are you as two blonde people dating

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

Oh Mein Gott die girlies auf zumblr leben in 1940!! Ja Ja!!!!!!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again