I May Be Trash, But Im Pretty Trash.

25~ Capricorn sun ~ she/they ~Bisexual~

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[bernardperroud]

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

[patrickat]

These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game.

[jabberwockypie]

“Hee! That looks kind of like-”

“Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.”

*reads article*

“Oh.”

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[memewhore]

[halondrus]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

[seleniumtest]

what's for dinner?

soup

beef

bowl of cereal

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[star-mom-selkie]

[only-cat-memes]

[thekeif]

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[caats]

[scarabesque-returns]

[shanhorandraws]

Painting of an abandoned garfield phone on a beach in France

[saltedweather]

@unpretty

[xanaxfarts]

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life (2004)

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[emeraldastral]

[theehorsepusssy]

[screamydreamy]

[saw-heritage-posts]

saw heritage post

[inthesensethat]