made of lightning

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[matzahball]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Cleo loves the bananas because she loves the color yellow.

This is her with her FAVORITE toy:

She refuses to play with the other colors. It’s been her favorite toy since we adopted her a year ago :-)

[princesstigerbelle]

I LOVE HER

[stardella]

Anyway the best m/f friendship dynamic is and always will be

Pure of heart, dumb of ass

Lesbian

[spicy-cannoli]

[loudnproudgays]

[nevver]

Bookclub ★ instagram.com/itsPeteski

[shopsunflorally]

[russiansandgod]

[esichovequechova]

[wanderingtycho]

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

[catbountry]

He would fucking love this.

[pro-gay]

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[novafuzzcheeks]

The way she said namaste 😂😂😂

[sad-jew-with-cake-deactivated20]

my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[birdschoolforbirds]

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

[birdschoolforbirds]

[ob2komario-blog]

Fact:

They actually did that.

[the-emef]

cannot. stop. laughing.

[pettycentral]

[doggosource]

she took the midnight train going anywhere 

[iwanttowriteyouafic]

Remember when Midnight Memories leaked and ot5 had to spend 7+ hours on a livestream pretending no one had heard it yet

[gguk]

throwback: cheerleader jimin for @joonpd

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[localstarboy]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[biyaself]

Okay but i have to reblog this every time 😂

[la-niec]

When she pulled the drink out I wipe out