Vita Mors, Est Vita

Ronee/KB- Queer- They/Them - 32 ACAB/BLM/No TERFS - fandom blog: autisticshaneriz 🌱🐊🌊

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[depsidase]

[narutwitter]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[hangmanapologist]

I don’t want to answer emails I want to make breakfast in a sunny kitchen with the radio playing and drink coffee in the sun

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[paparoach]

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[sailorsally]

everyone rejoice, Ao3 is back

[tumblr]

well done everybody for being so brave about it

[tuxankhamun]

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck ICE"

Spotted in Flint, Michigan

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[djdangerlove]

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[probuccalfat]

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

This was def inspired by Troy calling Shane a Total Babe™️ and the idea of Ilya having to fight off eligible suitors with a fucking knife

[achillesinhighheels]