What Is A Place Like Me Doing In A Girl Like This?

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[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[bobbole]

Sheila Norgate, Raven with Issues

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[clleanlliness]

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

[herzenskoffer]

PLOT TWIST.

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[lacetulle]

Ashi Studio | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture

[blondebrainpowered]

Spring, ca. 1900 - 1905

Artist: Frances MacDonald

[wheresmybubble]

Showing up is enough ✨.

[abandonedography]

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[azzandra]

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[kaylapocalypse]

[jedusaur]

for NHL fans only: without looking it up or asking anyone, do you know what "dick trick" or "rooster" means in a hockey context?

yes

no

Remaining time: 18 hours 4 minutes

if "yes" I would appreciate additional info in the replies/tags about your age or generation, how long you've been an NHL fan, and whether or not you were active on hockey twitter back in the day

(trying to figure out how much this joke broke containment—I wanna put a reference to it in my superpowered-hockey novel and I think it might be too obscure by now but I REALLY WANNA lol)

(here's the answer btw)

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[tulipfromtheinternet]

Hercules and the dream girl was my childhood’s Obsession (2026)

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932: