let's develop a perfect plan
1. get cozy in bed
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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izzy's playlists!
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
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shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz

Product Placement

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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON

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let's develop a perfect plan
1. get cozy in bed
i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again
I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.
i love this reply in particular
"It's easy to say "violence is never the answer" if you've never had to fight for your life"
Poster by Vincentrose Art
women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
you've gotta learn to like dorky shit with your whole chest; if you go your whole life scared to like things if it's not "ironically" so that others won't think less of you, you will never know a moment's happiness
We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑
Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."
it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based
babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again
maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.
i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands
so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..
"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists
You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?
“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?
“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?
“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.
You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.
“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”
Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.
absolute gold on Reddit today
To all the people saying “fetish shit”, yall ought to see how much menstrual smut there is on AO3. The only functional difference would be the lack of mess and a change in how we fap.
… not the account I thought I was using but. I stand by this.
Catastrophize Benedictine
Piping hot take: I don't give a shit if straight actors play queer characters as long as they do so with empathy and authenticity. When you say shit like "only queer actors should play queer characters" what you're actually saying is only OUT queer actors should play queer characters. If you're assuming an actor (or anyone else, for that matter) who hasn't declared their sexuality is straight, you are participating in heteronormativity.