Esoteric Living

"I do things like get in a taxi and say, 'The library, and step on it'." -Hal Incandenza

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[trusttnno1]

Paper Hearts

[scullyiloveyou]

my favorite drama: the x files

[nastywomanofthelake]

[glitter-n-co]

[roboticoperatingbud]

[babyanimalgifs]

[chubbicub]

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[lizawithazed]

a++ markerting

[sirfrogsworth]

Aristocats play Lizzo. Sound on!

Created by Brenden Cary 

(Thanks to @caliblair for letting me know who made this!)

[batneko]

[catsofinstagram]

[flavoracle]

I love the song "Scarborough Fair" because it follows my favorite poetic structure:

Nosy question

Grocery list

Haunting personal information

[runcibility]

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

[rorytelling]

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

[flamewarp]

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

[urbanism]

Stan socialist goose

[baenling]

i was confused about this so i googled it. there’s literally just a bit of text at the end of the game’s credits about how australia still belongs to the aboriginals. that’s it. that’s what they’re mad about.

“This game was made on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders, past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded.

“Thank you very much for playing our videogame.”

[forbiddenfloppydisc-deactivated]

[dairypropaganda]

7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker

[kaijuno]

College kids when the profs phone goes off in class

[pdlcomics]

Give Me

[burnishable]

[movie-gifs]

10 Things I Hate About You, 1999 dir. Gil Junger

[srsfunny]

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

[melodywanderer]

September