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@bristlekind
#BRISTLEKIND — independent, selective oc multimuse. multiverse, multiship, oc-friendly. 21+, minors dni. established 2020, revamped 2026. penned by sai (they/them).
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LINKS: rules • muses & activity • relationships • in-house relationships • perma starter call • memes
british currency is so gay. who exactly are you pounding, fella?
i wasn't "born" as such, i just crawled out of the radioactive waste vats and breached containment when no one was looking
every photo of me is proof that I have a physical form, which I reject. I am a concept
wounded taken from the 2005 percival everett book.
i was thinking that i’d be a little lost without you here.
you were having a bad dream.
i never thought i’d need anyone again, but i need you. is that okay?
find something warm, though. you’re going to need it.
this is going to sting a little.
am i dead or do i just feel like it?
if it scares you, it scares you. that’s pretty simple.
i’m going to bed. you go to bed, too.
the problem is that guns are easy. any idiot can use one and any idiot can feel tough with one.
it’s five thirty in the morning.
killing isn’t hard. it only takes a second. it’s what comes after that’s hard.
sorry for running out like a stupid child and causing everybody to worry.
take another breath. let it all out.
you forgot to eat lunch again.
that’s it, we’re going to the hospital.
the people you expected to do the bad thing did the bad thing.
sorry i made you come out there and have to save me.
scary stuff.
you were in bad shape.
it’s a tough time, these holidays.
when you call me son, i almost believe it.
this is all so unreal.
that’s going to eat at me for the rest of the day.
you’re in a world of trouble and that’s what you need to be worried about.
to tell the truth, i’m scared.
my fingers hurt.
don’t worry about that now. let’s just get home.
i’ve got bad news.
it’s okay to love something bigger than yourself without fearing it. anything worth loving is bigger than we are anyway.
you’ll slow me down and i’ll be worrying about you.
people live, people die. people split up, people stay together and make each other miserable.
have at it, buckaroo.
put your butt in a chair.
i trust him about as much as i trust any white man with a gun.
makes as much sense as anything.
go grab yourself some lunch.
a little dizzy, queasy all of a sudden.
in other words, get it your damn self.
not bad? whatever happened to “great” or “good”?
you don’t want to understand. you won’t try to understand.
* twitter meme starters
‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’
‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’
*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*
‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’
‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’
‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’
‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off any skeletons to get to it. ’
‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am. ’
‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’
‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’
‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’
‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’
‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’
‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’
‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’
‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’
‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’
‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’
‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’
‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’
‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’
‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’
‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’
‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’
‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’
‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’
‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’
‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’
‘ do not beef shame me. ’
‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’
‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’
‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’
‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’
‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’
‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’
‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’
‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’
‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’
‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’
‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’
‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’
‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’
‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’
‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’
‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’
‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
we could glow pink in the night in my room together if you wanted to
anything heart-shaped, blush pink, or involving roses……. I will gladly accept
1949- lana del rey
lines that have made me React.
literally just. lines that i've seen on tumblr or twitter or instagram or television that have made me react in a wide range of ways!
" why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "
" my best feature is that i'm blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day. "
" if you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day. "
" if i crashed into the ocean, i would simply not drown. rip to steve rogers but i'm different. "
" in my defense your honor i had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil. "
" no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "
" someone said to me, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. this whole time i never even asked to be in the army. "
" how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "
" just like regular ballet except everyone is holding a sword! "
" unlike my wife/husband/partner, i expect you not to cheat. "
" against my best wishes, i have been shot. "
" no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. "
" and what i really intended to say in the end remains unsaid. "
" astrology is more real than the stock market. "
" ladies and gentlemen, balls of anxiety of all ages... "
" actually, life is beautiful and i have time. "
" this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'. "
" what if, and hear me out, people DO love you? "
" hope is a dangerous thing. "
" i want to go home. "
" i did not kill him/her/them, but i wish that i had. "
" we don't have to stay here... "
" this tastes........... unlucky to me. "
" what in the actual fuckily duckily. "
" i will not eat one IOTA of shit! "
" you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. "
" do what you must, for i have already won. "
" ten grand??? for a baby?! "
" everyone knows that putin made a pocket-sized russia. "
" things are going to be difficult. but you are going to be difficulter. "
" ted just be letting anyone talk. "
" in his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy. "
" NESSIE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND IS BEING KEPT-- "
" i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "
" no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "
" dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple. "
Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
The Bar Scene - Flirting Edition
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
“I haven’t noticed you here before, you don’t come here often do you?”
“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
“Are you really here alone? Want some company?”
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date/Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.”
“I’m sorry, I noticed you from across the bar and I felt the need to say hello.”
“There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.”
“So, what will you be drinking?”
“I just had to point out that you are definitely the cutest here tonight.”
“Would you like another one of those once you’re finished drinking it?”
“Hi, I’ve not been in here before. Is it a nice environment usually?”
“Do you have any plans after this?”
“Would you like to go somewhere more private?”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
RAHUL KOHLI AS OWEN SHARMA IN THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR ↳ The Pupil
I saw a guy on the parapet on my way in. On the parapet?
