Just A British Papyrus Lover

Just a person who likes Papyrus!

[britishsam]

I am clearly obsessed with him.

Papyrus is the best, try to change my mind.

[pukicho]

The mulitversal theory states that we are all whatever don’t feel like finishing thist post

[skylarwinchestersmith]

There is a universe where you finish this post

[pukicho]

In this universe you get scraps

[techno-danger-deactivated202307]

In another universe that’s funny

[britishsam]

In another universe you never come back with the milk.

[britishsam]

Rejuvenation when trully fanon.

[mychemicalraymance]

[britishsam]

On no... People ship Sans and Papyrus Irl now. Please change my mind.

[britishsam]

COME ON!!!! LET ME OFF THESE [SILLY STRINGS] Spamton remains! https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes

[agentravensong]

SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!!

SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!! DONATE TO CHARITY OR ENTER NOW TO [Win Pr13zes!] AND HELP OUT THE [Little Guys]

anyway y'all should donate to the charity. for lore. but also for charity

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[r-evolve-art]

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

[denofdreams-writerblr]

Canon: And he was a very unpopular person

Fanfic: Oh you mean our favourite character?

[techno-danger-deactivated202307]

Canon: They loved each other, but they wanted to be with other people. Fanfic: -AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE ALL SOULMATES!!!!

[britishsam]

Canon: The person I speak of is kind...

Fanon: They're badass B)

[britishsam]

HELP

[britishsam]

So I woke up, and found out this...

Sans is Tumblrs sexyman. WHAT THE FUCK (never heard of Tumblr sexymans b4)!? Still.... WHERE THE HELL IS TUMBLR 'S COOL DUDE!?! (Who's the most coolest in Tumblr.)

[britishsam]

Deltarune Theory: How the Dark World's Antagonists May Be Related to Chess

I may be a small Tumblr on the web, but this is just a theory that MAY leave food for thought.

So.... I think Deltarune (in a way) is related to Chess. That is, within the antagonist names.

E.G.: Lancer's father is named "King," like in cards- AND in Chess.

Queen is another example.

Most importantly, in a leak from chapter 3, the new antagonist is named "Rook-" like the ROOK piece from Chess.

Other Hints: If you turn egg into Wingdings, it reads:

👈👆👆. This is how the Knight in CHESS moves, resulting in the theory the Eggman is the KNIGHT. Some theorize this is Papyrus; he has an egg in his date in the True Pacifist Route.

The enemy "Ponmen" (of course) resembles a pawn, true to it's name.

Summary: Deltarune, in several ways, is related to Chess.

[britishsam]

Papyrus got some new drip!... And he's learning how to make golden flower tea?!

[britishsam]

MMM... PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!

[sleepyjuniper]

Had the first proper nightmare I've had in like months.. when I was still half asleep I was so excited to go on Tumblr and be like "not many people can say they've let the president use their bathroom during an apocalypse" but alas the apocalypse isn't real

[sleepyjuniper]

And by president I mean Former president

Donald Trump came to my back door in the middle of an alien apocalypse and asked to use my bathroom

[noeflake]

And you let him in??

[sleepyjuniper]

What was I supposed to do? He had a bodyguard

[noeflake]

Oh right lol, forgot that presidents need a duck Tom of security 

[britishsam]

Ayo?!?!?!?

Imma catch dis in 4K lmaooooo-

[britishsam]

*A crash can be heard somewhere.*

!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

WE'RE HERE ALREADY!!!

(April Fools. The creator of this account works on his own terms.)

[thatboiblastey]

He lives rent free in my head

[britishsam]

Well, what about the other Papyruses???

[britishsam]

AH, YOU WISH TO SEE MY SPECIAL ATTACK??? WOWIE!!!

I'M JUST WARNING YOU, HOWEVER, IT WILL HURT.

This is made for @papyrussuggestions specifically!!!

[britishsam]

*Papyrus can't trust you.

This is a part of my Undertale AU called Last Belief!

Link to AU:

Undertale: Last Belief - Phase 0.5 (AKA the intro to the battle.) + Phase 1

Read Phase 0.5 (AKA the intro to the battle.) + Phase 1 from the story Undertale: Last Belief by Roulxs_Rules (The Duke...

[britishsam]

WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY REBLOGS!? REEEEEEE-