om nom noming as we speak

he/him, queer, transmasc. no longer worrying about my anti-AI thesis. if you ask me about httyd or warframe I will Get You. if you ask me about AI I will Get You but Worse

[yenich]

i have forbidden friendship scene for you before i go to sleep 🤲

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[brizleebear]

"hello adhd internet. i cant find the motivation to clean my room :("

a swarm of fellow ADHDers in unison: "thats ok sweetie <3 <3 <3 just know that WE ARE ARRIVING AT YOUR HOUSE IN 15 MINUTES AND BRINGING YOUR MOTHER"

and does it work? of course it does

[fluff-e-boy]

[fluff-e-boy]

[jetix]

‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026

[stout-stoat]

PAINTING

[teaboot]

PAINTING

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[gingik]

shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice

[amazoogle]

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

[amazoogle]

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

[amazoogle]

definitionally yes

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[rangerofthesouth]

MY MOOTS I WILL BE MAKING ART BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHO'S WITH ME FOR MOON DAY????

[gayboy-baz]

MOON DAY MONDAY

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[slushyseals]

Little man blessed himself as he saw that wave acomin'

[bunjywunjy]

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

[395nm]

that's goddess pose

[bunjywunjy]

holy shit it sure is

[duckghosttoad]

[that-there-is-a-dragon]

anyone else just feel like a particularly difficult sim? Like I feel like one of those sims who I keep trying to get to go do stuff only to get check on them and either that thing I told them to do is still in queue and they’re just standing there doing nothing and have been for like five minutes or it’s just deleted from the queue all together. No matter how many times I try to tell myself to do something and make plans, I just buffer. Nothing is happening and it’s driving me insane

[magicratfingers]

explosive diarrhea is trending people are at internet war over a digital werewolf everything is expensive men are lonely women are angry its hot as hell and its the eve america's 250th birthday

[magicratfingers]

famous breakupper taylor secret madison square garden wedding is pissing off locals in new york and senator mitch mcconnell is schrödingering somewhere

[magicratfingers]

welcome to rat news the energy grid is freakin out

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[brightlotusmoon]

[brizleebear]

i dont wanna hear crap about killing all the pitbulls because "bite scary" from someone who's never had to wrestle a chicken bone out of the mouth of a resource guarding GSD

[pomegranatefae]

Magnus Quinn was a fun little guy who just wanted to love his wife and cook good food and they fucking killed him for it. Like, he's a terrible sword fighter (admittedly we only see him fight Gideon who is a badass but she had a rapier at the time and still easily kicked his ass), he was only there because his wife was an awesome historian and necromancer and she wanted to study the First House. My man literally just wanted to be a house husband and he got murdered by a myriad old super necromancer because his wife was doing history too well.