I don't suck dick, I suck COCK.

worlds worst ( and most canon ) bro strider RP blog. stop sending me weird asks about dave im not answering them

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

whats my little pony

[the-muppet-joker]

Sometimes I put my Kermit puppet on my hand and move his mouth so thst its like he's speaking. and I make him call me pathetic and also a whoore and then. he punsishes me, smacks me on the butt

[edgebug]

Hey man how's it going?

[edgebug]

I'm here if you ever need to like. talk about anything

[the-muppet-joker]

Lubed up Muppet arm, ALL the wayg inside

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

pretend this post is funny

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

what is this account yo

jesse. jesse this is bro striders tumblr account jesse

[ratopocalypse]

[ratopocalypse]

[beardedmrbean]

[strawberryatkat]

Bro Strider probably, idk.

[zash-the-demon]

Uhhhhh yeah...

I love slutting out my favorite male characters

[cauliflowerchilly]

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

[maverickmysterium]

Edit of vampire Kermit bitin' Bro Strider because Bro's a freak. Did this around Halloween last year but didn't post it.

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

Has Dave been fed today?

man, i dont even know if ive been fed today. i think i saw him scurrying around with a tub of icing, though

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

dave did not appreciate me waking him up at 5am

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

Has Dave been fed today?

man, i dont even know if ive been fed today. i think i saw him scurrying around with a tub of icing, though

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

do you think that youre *totally* a good guardian? and if so, do you think other people would agree? 🤨

heyheyheyyy c'maahn im a little guy, im just a little guyy, noooo, it's also my birthday, im a little birthday boyyyyyy

[striderdstyle]

bro

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

the nature of my existence is that i am perpetually haunted by my past and threatened with my future

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

glad ya'll agree with this

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

Hey cool kid, is this you!?

how the fuck did you get that image of me. who are you

[bro-strider-sucks-dick]

the nature of my existence is that i am perpetually haunted by my past and threatened with my future