It's the Luck of the Draw, Honey

Get off of it already

[valtsv]

the only real difference between me waiting for my package to arrive in the mail and a lady in the 19th century awaiting a passionate letter from her lover is that i can track the movement of my post on my phone as i sit yearning by the window

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[lesbianrey]

is that………..what i think it is

[lesbianrey]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[pangur-and-grim]

this has such a sad ending

[pangur-and-grim]

[popsunner]

Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism

Wh

[popsunner]

I’m reblogging this because I just fucking got the joke

[minniti]

this is a review for crime and punishment

[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[everythingfox]

A loving mother feeding her hungry children

[lostcryptids]

[guerrillatech]

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

…

No…

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She… she does

[princesstigerbelle]

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

[weaselle]

i have an important addition

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

[cam-oak-corg]

That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…

[may-the-nerds-be-with-you]

Me watching this video

[foone]

Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.

The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?

[justcatposts]

Grandpa teaches how to bathe a baby. Guess who’s his voluntary assistant. 

(Source)

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

there's somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

[butch-of-the-blades]

@purple-neko

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]