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shapely sugar bowl

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

longseasons

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

sexysilverstrider

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

medusasstory

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

princncess

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

princncess

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

fantaboy91

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

felixcloud6288

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

felixcloud6288

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

kitsuleif

depsidase

yellow-cat

help! my dog is sharp

yellow-cat

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

yellow-cat

help. its something else now

kreftropod

feyosha

IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST

epicsause-official

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

biggestcommunismbuilder

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

epicsause-official

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

cameoappearance

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

paulgadzikowski

"Then transition."

hannahtempler

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

yellbug

modesty

frostfire425

Image Description: A photograph of a black cat lying on her side with a round green leaf between her back legs, as if the leaf is censoring genitalia.

lakevida

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

novelistparty

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

mtndewpitchblack

towniebymitski

Fat acceptance means accepting unhealthy fat people. I don’t care if it doesn’t support your respectability politics. Unhealthy fat people (including those who’s illness is related to their weight) deserve respect.