Jolly Bradford Bad Boy

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[sirfrogsworth]

Everybody was Corg Fu fighting!

(sound recommended)

[thefrogman]

Another entry in my series “Froggie adds appropriate music to doggo videos.”

[theflavourofyourlips]

same (x)

[combeferret]

#why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv?

[thessalian]

Probably because they did.

[thegunlady]

okay but I legitimately think he was standing there assuming those curtains were gonna open instead of the fucking wall

[hellzones]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[chameleon-ari]

why did his head get so big and his torso short

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[tooiconic]

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

[sixpenceee]

One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film. 

You can watch it here

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

Other people: *cries over Hamilton, Falsettos, Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, etc.*

Me: *hears one note of “Finale: Bikini Bottom Day Reprise”*

[darkvore-deactivated20161203]

[doublejoeseven]

He’s flatlining, doctor uwu

[groundpoison]

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

[magdellain]

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET 

FREAKIN’

ROOMS

LIKE

PEOPLE

BUILD ROOMS

WITHIN ROOMS

BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

THAT’S RIGHT

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

HONESTLY THOUGH

YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

OR YOU’RE WRONG

[kitty-mccat-deactivated20220312]

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms. 

[ladyprincepyro-blog]

My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

This is my ultimate goal so far

[midwest-monster]

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

[garbage1995]

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[kumagawa]

when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book 

[queeenkareemuh]

I’m smiling so big

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[ibuprofens-archive]

[loonaposting]

[lucaslnclair]

Great Comet is closing?

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036