Don't forget to eat your fruits and vegetables!

Damian/28🥴/ He/They/Him/Bo Queer wolf and ambassador for the Shaerk . ⋆˙⟡Married to a cowboy from the stars⋆˙⟡ . BORN TO DIE . WORLD IS A FUCK . 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 . I am trash man . 410,757,864,530 DEAD IPC WORKERS . . Soup Du Jour is; Spicy Seafood Bisque

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[iguanamouth]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

[silverscreenx]

If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[sumi-sprite]

What helped me remember which is which was to look at “weary”, which has “wear” in it. As in, to “wear out” or be “worn out”, aka tired.

Weary makes me feel worn.

Wary feels like a warning.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[dogpuppy]

[broccolycowboysoup]

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog my post.

Please Donate now:👇👇 👇

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[zeitghost]

i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

[strangeindividual69]

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

[bebsi-cola]

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

[bebsi-cola]

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[pekkhum]

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

[angrylittlesliceofpizza]

similarly, the social class of a police officer is cop.

[the-haiku-bot]

similarly, the

social class of a police

officer is cop.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[transmortifried]

What are you trying to tell me, that if I'm a good enough girl I'll get to cum?

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're a good enough girl... You won't have to.

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[heartpdf]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think