[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

[monkeypng]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[villagetryhard]

the reason why no elves are actually hot is because you can only be so beautiful before you become uncanny and grotesque. Therefore I am proposing that all elves are creepy as fuck, and therefore all sexy man/woman competitions are void.

[pnglove]

png from this post

[veiledfigure]

hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

[lmaonade]

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

[translatingpostsintorussian]

lmaonade

захожу на пинтерест и пишу “хмм… мне это очень.. пинтересно…!” в комментариях под каждым постом

[untranslatingposts]

I go on pinterest and write "hmm... I find this very... pinteresting...!" in the comments under every post

[translatingpostsintorussian]

you think you're above me. you imagine that you and I are fighting on opposing sides. and yet when you turn my effort right back around into what it was born from you do not realize that you do nothing but fight fire with fire. like a baffled beast you lunge at the mirror not recognizing your own reflection. in repeating after me and those like me you become the one you crave so badly to destroy. we are the same.

[untranslatingposts]

[fashion-runways]

LINDA FRIESEN The Stardust Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[katiajewelbox]

What if Mr. Bean was part of the Lord of the Rings Movies? Find out in this hilarious parody mash up!

[catchymemes]

[juanaofmary-deactivated20250908]

Legolas: “I am not tempted by the Ring.”

Gimli: “Aye, because it’s not made of wood and doesn’t sparkle in the moonlight.”

Aragorn: “If Sauron had offered a magical glowing tree, we’d be doomed.”

[design-is-fine]

Hans-Simon Holtzbecker, Senocio bicolour, form Gottdorfer Codex, 1649-1659. Via wiki

[flourahl]

hifromalix

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[daminwayne]

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

[tumblydove]

🗣️ WE'RE WAITING EVERY NIGHT TO FINALLY ROAM AND INVITE

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[fanficaddict13125-deactivated20]

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

[jinaprivat]

AC x Journey with Basim this time ! I think it will be the last one, as the other protagonists have far more complex robes, and I'm not brave enough to do them all

I'll try to draw Basim and Roshan some day, I really liked their characters in Mirage