Don't Be Salty.

"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel." Instagram: alyssa_parks_ Twitter: @lyss1124

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Know your worth. Know when you’ve had enough. And choose to move on from people who chip away at your happiness.”

— Unknown

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[vodkakilledtheteen]

“I’m unsure where life is going to take me. I can’t stop thinking if my life is going to turn into one big failure. I’m scared if my life doesn’t turn out the way I want it to. What if I don’t have the wedding of my dreams? What if I never find a job I truly enjoy? What if I don’t find someone who’s willing to stick by my side when my thoughts are midnight blue? You see, life is filled with expectations, and I just feel so overwhelmed because what if I don’t meet anyone’s expectations? What if I’m just a lost cause that’s meant to never be found?”

— Alexa Evangelista, the book i’ll never finish writing

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[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[h3ckn0]

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mayorowly]

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

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[unluckyrose]

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

[emospacekid]

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me

[beholdingslut]

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

[girthakitt-blog]

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

“free samples!”

[cowsheep]

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

[sharabp]

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

[ruinedchildhood]