Nudlus

Interchangeable medium and substitude. Everything but self-raising flour.

[xirenoctis-deactivated20220626]

[heystephen]

please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

[theoneicelady]

Im sorry but is this not normal?

[heystephen]

normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.

[modmad]

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

[tlirsgender]

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with "communication issues" actually. You're the one who can't communicate with ME, buckaroo

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don't believe this is my problem

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

[mangoxangel]

@extervus

[yunhokun-deactivated20161115]

I feel like we need some clarification

[fortunatossoliloquy-archive-blog]

This is a Kimono (Japanese):

This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

This is a Hanbok (Korean):

Any questions? 

ao dai (vietnamese)

[hellotailor]

THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.

[aliastrench]

It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.

[fulcrumstoried]

That is because these countries tend to wrap right over left when they are wrapping the dead.

[aetheroi-deactivated20221218]

Here are what some men’s fashion looks like if anyone is interested.

Kimono:

Hanfu/Zhiju:

Cheongsam:

Hanbok:

Ao Dai:

[battlefem-deactivated20170404]

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

[itsoldjohn]

that last one is literally a LOOK

[cassiocantdrink]

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree. 

[petermorwood]

Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)

This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.

Alim Khan, Emir of Bukhara…

…and his Minister of the Interior.

A Type B-15 steam locomotive…

Another of those peasant girls with guest-gifts of berries…

The Church of St John the Baptist at Staraya Ladoga…

…and a Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy self-portrait.

Unlike some current selfies ;-> he’s not dominating the image, so here’s a closer shot.

Nice hat…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[crunchbuttsteak]

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[lookingforsarahjay]

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I’d have three nickels.

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[animatedtext]

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[evilkakyoin]

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

[evilkakyoin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[angelsamericana]

supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

[angelsamericana]

exhibit a: season 7 is about a guy named dick whose evil plot is to make corn syrup. his weakness is laundry detergent and a Very Specific Bone. this somehow manages to be a a poignant criticism of american consumerism with a sub-plot of the most tragic yet beautiful romance you've ever heard.

exhibit b: season 15 is about seizing control of your narrative, ending the cycle your absent father began, and learning to tell the people you love how you feel before it's too late. what actually happens is they shoot god with a gun then kill every single character. unparalleled media experience

[needytwinkjpg]

bro cringe is over.... you can ^_^ around me bro, br- bro you can do a little XD if you want...it’s okay, it’s over bro

You can O_o to your hearts content, I don’t mind man