TERF's are not welcome

i like boys

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Omfg i nearly had a heart attack

So it is nearly 3 am for me rn and i needed to go to the bathroom, so i went to go to the bathroom. I was using the light on my phone and looking at my screen (as you do. Dont deny it) and i realised that i was sitting in the dark on the toilet. I wanted to go take a shower because i didnt notice how doing nothing makes time go by fast. So i got up and opened the bathroom door because the light switch is on the outside (smart, ik)

So im reaching over because too lazy to leave and i think "imagine if something grabbed my hand" and like 5 seconds later, something grabbed my hand

I was so scared, but then i noticed my cat had jumped and attacked my hand in the dark.

I got so scared i peed.

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Who wants to start a T4 vertibrae collection

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I was told i sound like katya zamolodchikova but gayer. I don't know how to feel about that info

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TW: bodyshaming

So people have made fun of me in real life because i have stretch marks on my shoulder.

Originally i was upsed about it, but now ive accepted them. You wanna know why? Because for some reason, they looped weird and now i have a small eye on my shoulder.

Can bodyshaming assholes say that theyhave an eye on their shoulder given by nature? No? I thought so. So the moral of the story is, that unless someone have natural eyeballs on their shoulders, they aren't allowed to make fun of you.

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Idk where this image comes from but color coding genders should stop

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I may not know much, but i do know that when Newton discovered gravity, everything in life going downhill made sence

If i stole this joke accidentally, i'm sorry but i don't care

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I just realised

Wont christmas this year be dangerous to literally everyone?

If santa goes to every house, he goes to quarantined homes too,

That means that if he gets sick (which is likely considering he is old af) he can/will infect others

If the average household has 2-5 people that means that santa would be endangering like 1.5-3.5 billion households

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

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I feel like my spine wants to break out and slither away

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Im like so done with existance rn

*dissipates*

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Anything is a UFO if you're stupid enough

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The epidermis is overrated

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Beautiful, a rare image of a family of critically endangered mars rovers. With only 7 of them left, it is beautiful to see that they might not die after all

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When lady Gaga sings low notes

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What i believe memes in the future will be like

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Do you ever just remember how terrible you were to your pet when you were a kid because of inexperience with owning a pet and because you got them on a spontaneous decision and then feel like this image?

Because me

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Bruh there is a bird yelling at 2 am in the darkness outside my window.

What kind of bird trying to get some cloaca in the middle of the night

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Damn Alex Jones was right. There really are gay chemicals in water