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glumshoe

technically, Minecraft is an ice age invention

paracosim

Please elaborate on this

glumshoe

Earth is still enjoying an interglacial period of an ice age

thisusernameisunique

…so we’re gonna get HOTTER?

No wait. We’re gonna get colder?

glumshoe

No, we’re almost certainly going to get hotter, we’re only technically interglacial now because we still have large ice caps… but rather than another glacial period, we’re heading towards a greenhouse period.

thisusernameisunique

…has there ever been a greenhouse period on earth….like you got me going down a google spiral of historical temperature graphs….

glumshoe

Oh, yes! The most recent one ended about 33 million years ago. The “Eocene Thermal Maximum” was the hottest portion of that period, and during that time, horses were fucking tiny:

thedistantone

Clearly we need to breed larger horses to prevent earth from warming further.

glumshoe

you’ve done it, you’vs solved the climate crisis

reallyreallyreallytrying

i’m not trying to be rude but when you talk all i hear is the sound of a dog trying to puke and then puking. and then a second dog comes along and eats the puke and they start fighting. i have synesthaesia too btw so i can see it as well.

soshinee

i’m gonna puke from laughing at this thumbnail

yandere-angela

tfw too many people wanted to date cows

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Middle school gay boy and lesbian who are friends and one of their parents says “you two look so cute together!”

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

gay and lesbian solidarity and beard flag based off of this post

holythefirm-deactivated20210220

I know people talk about me like this

barefootcunttessa

If you’re ever feeling unappreciated, just remember that “Toxic” and “Oops I Did It Again” both peaked at number 9. Sometimes the world isn’t ready for greatness, but you’re still iconic.