Obi-Wan looking at the reply to the ask from @kylo-wrecked. He's like:
"I'm too old for this. These Sith Lords need to just stop."
He knows that a blaster is not as elegant as a lightsaber, but it's tempting.
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izzy's playlists!
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oozey mess
noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@brokentalesofshadows
Obi-Wan looking at the reply to the ask from @kylo-wrecked. He's like:
"I'm too old for this. These Sith Lords need to just stop."
He knows that a blaster is not as elegant as a lightsaber, but it's tempting.
{Jareth -- @twistedtangledfate}
"Well, fine! Since I'm such a disappointment, maybe it would be better if I wasn't here. I wish that the goblins would just come and take me away, right now!"
The wish had been hissed out at midnight. It was a wish made from frustration after cursing at his parents. His parents told him that he should use his summer break to study to get ahead for school in the fall. He should play his video games and Dungeons and Dragons less. He needed to start thinking about his future and not have his head in the clouds.
Toby hadn't expected his wish to come true. After all, it was just a wish inspired by an old fantasy story his sister had given him. The Goblin King and the mystical labyrinth weren't real, just fantasy.
The boy realized immediately that he was wrong.
Rain had hit hard against window of his bedroom. A moment later, the door to his room closed and light went off. Before the teenager had a chance to figure out what was happening, several things, creatures jumped and grabbed at him from the shadows. He tried to tear at them, but strong arms grabbed him, restraining him.
His room spun around him and soon he found himself forced on his knees before a throne. Toby finding that he had no choice, looked up to see a familiar blonde before him.
"Sire, he made a wish," one of the ceatures, a goblin addressed the king.
The Haunted Mansion (2003) Starter Sentences
Taken from the children's horror/comedy film starring Eddy Murphy. Tw for horror, unreality, death, religion, and mentions of heaven and hell. Change tenses and pronouns as necessary and enjoy, thank you!
"The butler did it? You got to be kidding me!"
"Evil and darkness have fallen this night. But now, to survive, you must gain new sight."
"I could swear he was looking right at me."
"Nothing takes twenty minutes."
"Oh, I see. You're just going to sit there, feeling sorry for yourself."
"You try. You fail. You try. You fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying."
"Look, I don't make the rules, OK? I just work here."
"There are worse things than purgatory, madame. I can assure you."
" If you keep driving, you'll kill us all."
"It smells like Grandma's house."
"They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate."
"You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead."
"This house has waited so long to have its shrouds of darkness lifted."
"Can you not sense it? Search your heart! I am your one true love! And now we can finally be together, don't you understand?"
"We're going to heaven. You can't take it with you."
"Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen."
"Was love my mistake?"
"They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies!"
"To love someone so much and then to lose them so suddenly. I can't imagine how awful that must be."
"You wanna kill me, kill me. But listen, when I come on the other side, I'm gonna just be whipping your ass for all eternity."
"How wonderful. You're going to kill a ghost."
"If you decided to join us, make your final arrangements now; we've been dying to have you."
Everything! Everything that you wanted, I have done! You asked that the child be taken - I took him. You cowered before me - I was frightening. I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
Jareth, the king of the goblins & Sarah Williams LABYRINTH │1986
"If I lost, what would have happened? I assume you have transformed Toby into a goblin, correct?" Sarah asked Jareth as she peered out at the labyrinth from one of the windows in the castle. "And what do you want to happen if I stay this time and do not return to the Aboveground?"
@brokentalesofshadows
Jareth had just dismissed the servant who had brought in the tray overflowing with an assortment of fruits and cheeses, the perfect companions to the wine that he was pouring from the decanter into two goblets. His goblet was decorated with a swirling pattern and his insignia that he wore almost all of the time around his neck. The other goblet, Sarah's one, had a pattern of curling leaves and vines to reflect her wild nature. She would have made a good Faerie with her temperament.
"The magic only takes hold if that was what he had wished but he would have remained here forever, a citizen of the Labyrinth free to live wherever he so wanted to after he was old enough." Jareth explained, placing the decanter back down on the table quietly. He picked up Sarah's goblet and brought it to her at the window, pressing it gently into her hands.
"You already know the answer to that question Sarah. "
Sarah listened to Jareth. He was always willing to provide her information about his world. When she had come to the labyrinth as a teenager, she had been so certain that she understood how things worked in the Underground. She had read plenty of fantasy stories by then, The Labyrinth, included. The reality was that she knew very little. Honestly, it was by some miracle or dumb luck that she had solved the labyrinth and defeated Jareth.
It was amazing how different things were now, especially as she looked back on the past with the eyes and knowledge of an adult.
"I didn't know that was how it worked. My book implies that it is a transformation without a choice," Sarah said. "Toby may not be a goblin, but I suppose that he has developed dragon like tendacies lately. He's collecting a hoard."
Toby's hoard was mostly books and comics that he liked, so not exactly riches.
She looked away from the window when she felt the goblet press into her hands. The goblet looked so much nicer then her mismatched collection of wine glasses. She wrapped her hands around the goblet.
It's only forever. Not long at all.
"I want to stay," she told him. She felt her heart pounding as she realized that decision was clear. "No, I will stay this time, if you'll have me, my King."
@twistedtangledfate
Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is a strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.
Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
married life sentence starters
if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .
fluff
“ [Name], will you marry me? ”
“ I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband / wife. ”
“ Happy anniversary, my love. ”
“ Can you believe it’s been a year already? ”
“ I made us some dinner. It should be edible. ”
“ I still get butterflies when I look at our rings. ”
“ I’m proud of the life we’ve built together. ”
“ We really need a bigger couch if we’re going to keep cuddling like this. ”
“ You know I’m legally obligated to steal your fries now, right? ”
“ I married you, not your terrible taste in movies. ”
“ I love you, but if you snore like that again, I’m filing a complaint. ”
suggestive
“ Are we arguing or flirting right now? I can’t tell. ”
“ Close the door. I need my husband / wife to myself. ”
“ You still make my heart race like we just met. ”
“ I love how you still look at me like that. ”
“ Remind me why I fell in love with you - slowly. ”
“ If you keep looking at me like that, I’m not doing the dishes. ”
pregnancy
“ What do you think about us having kids? ”
“ I'd love to have kids with you. ”
“ I don't know how I feel about having kids… What if I do something wrong? ”
“ What if I'm a horrible mother / father? ”
“ I'm pregnant. ”
“ Wait. Are you pregnant? ”
“ We should think about a name for our baby. ”
“ Our son / daughter has your eyes. ”
“ I don't think my genes had any chance of winning. They're a spitting image of you. ”
“ It's your turn with the baby. ”
angst
“ We’ll get through this. We always do. ”
“ I married you for better and worse, remember? ”
“ It’s okay to fall apart. I’m not going anywhere. ”
“ Do you ever think about our wedding day? ”
“ I love you, but I don’t know how to fix this. ”
“ We can’t keep pretending everything is fine. ”
“ When did we stop talking like we used to? ”
“ I’m scared we’re becoming strangers. ”
“ Do you still want this? Us? ”
“ I don’t regret marrying you - but I regret how we’re hurting each other. ”
“ And to prove to myself that this is the end, I taped this over our wedding video. ”
@brokentalesofshadows
These were the small moments that Shmi knew she would cherish until her last breath. She loved and appreciated when Obi-Wan was successful in his endeavours. She loved when he was top of the class. She loved when he was kind to others. She loved when he was excited. She loved when he was compassionate. She loved when he would read with a seriousness in his expression as though he were contemplating the very laws of existence itself. More than all of that though, she loved story time.
Anakin was away at a sleepover with at the Organa home and although Obi-Wan had been invited, he had chosen to stay at home with her. Qui-Gon was away in Amsterdam attending a convention whose lecture he had been working on for weeks. Shmi didn't like the idea of being alone too long, fearing that some of the sadder moments of her past would creep up on her. Obi-Wan was such a sensitive, intuitive boy, and where Anakin was far more brash and thought he would make everything better by expanding his presence till it filled every room of the house, Obin-Wan was far calmer. He knew what his mother needed.
Shmi finished stirring the pot of hot chocolate and carefully tipped the contents into two mugs; one for her and one for her son. She had laid out the marshmallows on the kitchen table where her son sat reading the latest book he'd picked up from the mobile library collection after having ordered it 2 months before. Unsurprisingly, it was a book devoted to space exploration, detailing specifically the history of the space race.
"Cocoa time Obi-Wan." Shmi announced, her voice almost lyrical as she placed one mug in front of him and one beside him. She slipped into that empty seat next to him. With an indulgent smile, she tapped a finger on the top of the book's spine. "Time to put it down, just for now."
His father and brother were gone. While he had been invited to a sleepover at the Organas, he had turned down the offer. It wasn't that he didn't appreciate it, but Obi-Wan had promsied his father to help and take care of his mother while his father was away. That was one reason, but the boy also wanted to spend time with his mother, just the two of them. They didn't get a lot of one on one time since his little brother was always a handful.
Obi-Wan heard his mother and the book moved a little in his hands when she tapped on it. He finished reading a sentence before grabbing his bookmark from the table. The bookmark that was an artistic rendering of all the planets in the solar system, as well as the sun and moon.
Once he placed the bookmark in the book, he closed it and put it to the side.
"Mama, do you think that I could be an astronaut or an astronomer when I grow up?" the boy asked as he picked up his chocolate. While he was still young, he was already deciding that his future would somehow be tied to the stars and space, either being able to travel to them or study them.
ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004) PROMPTS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.
demons don't make promises.
we just closed the shop.
ok. i'll be right there.
i hate fish.
you bugs better run before i bite your heads off!
i'm ready.
you've done enough work.
i know how to help you now.
just shut up.
i can't live like this.
as soon as this war is over, i shall return.
wait a second, you're all gonna eat while i do all the work?
i'm fatter than ever, yet the wind blows right through me.
it's gorgeous!
i'll look forward to your return, big boy.
don't come in here.
i'm sick of being treated like some timid little old lady.
i feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest.
you see? your moustache scares all the girls.
i brought you some warm milk. want a sip?
do you know how hard it is to do things when you're old?
i can't believe it's come to this.
i've never once been beautiful in my entire life!
tell me what's happening.
hey, i'm over here.
i was in big trouble back there.
i'd appreciate it if you didn't torment my friend.
are you hurt?
i actually like living here.
i've got a bad cold, i don't want you to catch it.
i'm sure you have some kind of spell on you.
i want to know what you want.
can you lead me to him?
i'm afraid you will have to leave now.
that is not what i meant when i asked for a place to stay.
now whatever you do, don't look down.
how did you get to be so kind?
i never should have let her in here.
all our fish were caught fresh this morning.
don't worry. he only preys on pretty girls.
i'm just setting things up so that all of you can live a comfortable life.
i see no point in living if i can't be beautiful.
you're so eloquent today.
be gentle with me, please.
that's so strange.
what possessed you to let them in the house?
if you'd like to do me one more favor...
thank goodness you're here!
you girls are so mean.
i have this weird feeling that you're going to leave.
you ok? i mean, you smell terrible.
don't hold it against them, they're actually not all that bad.
some big help you're gonna be.
you live around here?
don't worry, i can cook.
i can't stand how scared i am.
i searched everywhere for you!
oh, no, i'm not lost.
i just need a glass of water.
you promise to help me if i help you?
leave me alone.
no, he's fine. he's just throwing a tantrum.
you'll forgive me, won't you?
that's good to know.
i know where i am.
i can't remember the last time we had a real breakfast.
i am strictly forbidden to offer such assistance.
what time do you get off?
so, you are going away?
my own kind attacked me today.
he's acting like a big baby.
i can't do this.
we have to try something.
you should go home anyway and tell your king to stop this dumb war.
i can't do it by myself.
let's get a better look.
hey, don't worry. the ring that i gave you will guide you back home.
i've never seen the ocean before! it's beautiful!
it's not funny.
go away! quit following me!
i've had enough of this place!
you've been sighing all day.
here. want some more?
strapping, young men are so difficult to deal with.
you get back here right now!
sometimes he likes to go away for days on end.
i love you. you have to stay.
do i look ok?
need anything else?
i can be of help to you.
you're gonna have a very hard time getting rid of that one.
someone's got a fire going.
i feel so at home.
you are so lucky.
are you in pain?
you were alone?
i was so thrilled to have finally found someone talented enough to replace me.
i have to rest a bit.
are we going for a stroll?
i did what i was told.
i'm not trying to outwit you.
don't you love early morning markets?
i'll stand guard out front.
wait, you can't come up here!
too bad i'm not younger, or i'd lend you a hand.
we can do this, just act natural.
have you ever been in love before?
do you have a kettle?
only idiots believe what they read in the paper.
i've never seen it so close!
it's time to put an end to this idiotic war.
just go inside, go to bed.
he doesn't need your help.
i barely recognize the place.
now i'm too scared to go out!
gross. i feel sick.
didn't i teach you better?
you really want it that badly?
i'm too old to be treated like this!
i don't care if you're a monster.
you must be tired.
hey. looks like a little mouse lost its way.
what a handsome man.
i kind of missed you guys.
it's your life, do something for yourself for once, will you?
do you really want to spend the rest of your life in that hat shop?
what? i can't fly,
thought i'd drop by rather than sit through a dull war meeting.
you're beautiful!
now i'm repulsive.
i could have sworn i locked that door.
what a tacky shop.
i'm afraid the king would find him completely useless.
you are a natural.
i hate potatoes.
i love it when you talk like that.
there's no need to thank me, you don't owe me a thing.
curses are tough.
are you crazy? i can't move
you're killing yourself.
i told you it would collapse.
what a dump.
it looks like your true love is in love with someone else.
how would you like a bucket of cold water in your face?
what do you think?
maybe there's a cabin nearby.
don't look at me.
what if i dump a bucket of water on you?
who are your guests?
let's go, girls.
i think you and i need to have a nice, long, heart-to-heart chat.
you're by far the tackiest thing here.
quit bothering me, i've got a job to do.
i didn't mean to make you wait this long.
it wasn't a dream.
come on in, it's time to eat!
look what you've done to my hair!
you've got quite a nasty spell on you too.
he's gone.
pay up.
there you are, sweetheart. sorry i'm late.
i don't know what's gonna happen, but i'm sure it won't be good.
i'm not taking any orders from you.
i'm gonna take good care of you.
i'd never seen such a gifted student.
are you listening?
i'm tired. make some hot water for my bath.
i am very sorry to hear that.
this charm will guarantee your safe return.
he's such a lazy son,
i'm sick of being stuck out here
it always looks like that.
don't you want to have some bacon and eggs?
what's going on?
what on earth were you up to?
all right. i better get going then.
are you kidding?
it seems everyone in this family's got problems.
how old are you, anyway?
i specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
i've always hated turnips, ever since i was little.
nobody wants to go to war.
she's even cuter when she's scared.
i need some breakfast.
why don't you just give up?
i spent a lot of time here by myself when i was young.
when i think castle, this is not what i picture.
of course he did. he was trying to steal your heart!
i bet he's some kind of demon.
it looks like it's gonna rain.
do you have to keep smoking that?
so. we've got a lot of work to do.
you'd be good at it.
wait for me!
i was looking everywhere for you.
that's my girl.
you need to be more careful.
why did you make me come here if you were coming yourself?
why don't you come out with us this time?
that boy is extremely dangerous.
don't get alarmed, but i'm being followed.
give him a piece of your mind.
i would never work for that witch!
i'm just going to the bakery.
i hope you and your new husband will be very happy.
you look so much older.
if you're a demon, how do i know i can trust you?
i just wanted to make sure that you were doing ok.
that was the most fun i've had in ages.
i got you some new clothes too, but you can open them later.
i missed you.
where are you going?
it's a trap.
if i ever get my hands on that witch, i'm going to wring her fat neck!
where to? i'll be your escort this evening.
i'll just stay in bed all day, so you go on.
you're gonna be fine.
we've got a good lead now.
what did you do?
do you really think i'd let a witch in here?
it's a present for you.
you're being so obedient.
i'm so sorry, but that would be confidential information.
well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose.
what will happen to you?
i better finish this, you go and have fun.
just keep following that light and you should be there before dark.
you're scaring me.
you're in love.
that was really kind.
i had him escort you here.
come on! you should feel sorry for me!
he was so kind to me.
told you we should've stayed put.
i better be going.
he must have been a wizard then.
looks like we have yet another addition to the family.
he's my errand dog.
she keeps staring at me, it's freaking me out.
don't give me that.
it's dangerous out there.
that is one bad curse.
did you hear what happened to that girl?
you obviously don't know what these people are like.
i'm getting angry.
what on earth happened to you?
so then, how are you feeling?
i should really get back to work.
you couldn't think of something a bit more useful?
first meeting sentence starters.
send one to have our muses meet for the first time.
“Sorry, were you just talking to me?”
“I think you dropped this.”
“You look lost. Need some help?”
“I don’t usually talk to strangers, but…”
“You’re sitting in my spot.”
“Whoa! Careful!”
“We’ve never met, right? You seem familiar.”
“Is that seat taken?”
“Sorry, I think I just spilled something on you.”
“You’re blocking the doorway.”
“Were you just staring at me?”
“Excuse me, do you know the time?”
“Wait — are you the person I’m supposed to meet?”
“I’ve been sent to find you.”
“Please don’t be alarmed, but I think we have the same bag.”
“Do you work here?”
“I’m fairly certain that’s mine.”
“You’ve got something on your face.”
“Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”
“Do you know the way to ___?”
“You’re hurt. Do you need help?”
“That’s a fine ___ (cloak/hat/book/etc.). Where did you get it?”
“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”
“You look like you could use a friend.”
“I think your dog just stole my lunch.”
“Hey, you dropped your coin purse.”
“I think we’re stuck in here together.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to overhear, but…”
“Are you the new neighbor?”
“First time in town?”
“I’m not sure if this belongs to you, but…”
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“I’ve been hearing a lot about you.”
“Do you mind if I join you?”
“I think you’re in the wrong place.”
“You seem… out of place.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but are you following me?”
“That was a close call.”
“Not to alarm you, but someone’s watching you.”
“Mind if I walk with you?”
“You look like you’re in trouble.”
“Was that your doing back there?”
“You don’t look like you’re from around here.”
“That was impressive. How’d you manage it?”
“I’m guessing you’re not here by accident.”
“Do I want to know what just happened?”
“You might want to keep your voice down.”
“Is it always this strange around here?”
“I have a feeling we’re about to become acquainted whether we like it or not.”
“Looks like we’re in this together now.”
coping with current world events by reverting to childhood obsessions, that is to say- glittery fae David Bowie. Just a couple Jareth studies
Everything! Everything that you wanted, I have done! You asked that the child be taken - I took him. You cowered before me - I was frightening. I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
Jareth, the king of the goblins & Sarah Williams LABYRINTH │1986
Guided by calamity, one man sought dominion through reunion. By his will, a star fell.
FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION (2027)
Anyone still want me on here?
𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗘 / 𝗚𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗠 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦 !
❝ the forest listens child, and it remembers. ❞ ❝ don’t touch the thorns unless you wish to bleed for her. ❞ ❝ she promised me a crown of bones, and i said yes. ❞ ❝ keep smiling, wolves don’t like unhappy meals. ❞ ❝ your shadow is walking faster than you. ❞ ❝ the well doesn’t echo; it whispers back. ❞ ❝ every mirror lies, except the broken one. ❞ ❝ the prince isn’t asleep, he’s waiting. ❞ ❝ if you hear music in the trees, run. ❞ ❝ she braided her hair with human veins. ❞ ❝ he swallowed the moon, and now he can’t die. ❞ ❝ the feast is for you… and of you. ❞ ❝ they buried me under the roots, but i grew back. ❞ ❝ the wolf asked me to wear red. ❞ ❝ the fairy’s gift was teeth. ❞ ❝ mother said never to stray from the path, but the path itself moved beneath my feet. ❞ ❝ the witch’s cottage smells of sugar and smoke, but it is the silence inside that makes me afraid. ❞ ❝ he said he would marry me when the roses bloomed black, and this morning i found one in my bed. ❞ ❝ the king offers gold for my hand, but the shadows in his court offer freedom. ❞ ❝ i thought i was dancing with a handsome boy, until i saw the hooves beneath his cloak. ❞ ❝ the villagers smile when they give me bread, but their eyes linger on the knife at my throat. ❞ ❝ a wolf at my door is one thing, this one came wearing my father’s voice. ❞ ❝ when i kissed him, his lips were warm, but his heart was already soil. ❞ ❝ they told me the forest was cursed, yet the trees bowed as i entered. ❞ ❝ the queen said she loved me, but she keeps me locked in a tower of mirrors. ❞ ❝ i thought the song would save me, then i realized it was luring me to the river. ❞ ❝ his smile was kind, until i noticed the teeth were not his own. ❞ ❝ the fairy blessed me at birth, but i’ve been starving ever since. ❞ ❝ the beast asked me what i feared most; i answered, ‘becoming you’.❞ ❝ they told me the story ended happily, but i saw the blood beneath the wedding veil. ❞