Waiting Till August

If you love hedgehogs we will be best friends. Also love taco bell, cardigans, video games, and sleeping.

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

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[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[error4583324]

are you in college?

i am in pain

[retrogamingblog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zephindles]

Eleanor and Chidi, The Good Place

[vivecguccibelt]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[awwww-cute]

[2000ish]

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

this gif makes me feel some kind of stress that i can’t put into words

[75orchids]

You’re sick at home on a weekday and you just want to watch Billy and Mandy but you have to sit through six hours of [CLASSIC SHOW] Kids first.

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[trashboat]

every reblog on this thread is like watching a ship get ever closer to the event horizon

[pkpaulshow]

[supposedlystacy]

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

[cosmicbard]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[pleatedjeans]

[thebootydiaries]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato