[two-bees-poetry]

twenty years across the sea

[tombware]

for either way you choose you cannot win

[joetrohman-deactivated20191223]

pete using clichés in lyrics but making them better

“if home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked”

“I’ve already given up on myself twice but third time is the charm”

“threw caution to the wind but I’ve got a lousy arm”

“kiss and tell, loose lips sink ships”

“when it rains it pours stay thirsty like before”

“cross my heart and hope to die, a splinter from the headboard in my eye”

“dont mind me im just a son of a gun”

“they say we are what we are but we dont have to be”

“you can go cry me an ocean and leave me be”

“may the bridges i have burned light my way back home/stop burning bridges and drop off of them/i take my last chance to burn a bridge or two”

“drop a heart break a name”

“my heart is on my sleeve wear it like a bruise or blackeye”

“we’re a bull your ears are just a china shop”

“a penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides”

“im every cliche, but i simply do it best”

[jasonvtodd]

@chilibambam

[monpetitcabbage]

all the noteeess

[alpacinosgf]

[solosprincess]

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

[breebro]

That was the most impactful war scene I've ever seen in a movie

[cylonbarnes]

oscar isaac is just out in the metaphorical street yelling IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KISS JOHN BOYEGA AND GET PAID FOR IT and i’m glad

[theklaud]

he’s just a baby your honor

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[meladoodle]

I got this cushion made for my poppa with all the names of his children, grandchildren and great children. He was like "where did you get this from" and I said "it was a coincidence, they were just selling it at kmart" and he was like "oh how strange!"

[littlewomen1994]

the first paragraph of karen han’s review of cats (2019) is better than anything i will ever write

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

goombas and koopas after attacking mario and he shrinks

[baby-yoda]

Oscar Isaac discussing Finn and Poe’s relationship

[constellationlepus]

me: I really don’t like the baby version of Wobbuffet

therapist: why not?

me: [screams]

[latinelesbian-archive-deactivat]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[swagintherain]

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

[crimeshetyped]

^^^^

[pierresb]

This is real #BOOST

[queengodiva619]

I will always reblog

[jack-bauer-afarmerfromillinois]

Also Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers! Its a smaller fast food chain but they have a couple hundred locations across the US!! I think their website is freddysusa.com but I’m not sure

[lady-averie]

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

[oldshrewsburyian]

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

[lady-averie]

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS