JUST PLAIN TRASH

Small 20something child on the internet. Hello.

[typhlonectes]

Sunrise at Necedah National Wildlife Refuge, WI, USA

photograph by Katie Goodwin/USFWS

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[shadowgirl-vsb]

Freakin’ AMAZING!!!

[minkypinkypoo]

Bitch. I’m deceased I’m in my casket because this shit is bomb

Bitch I’m shaped like Gloria the hippo and y'all can’t take me or her okaaaay.

[slavetomyheadcanon]

at first I was skeptical

BUT THEN I WAS ENLIGHTENED

[judgejudyofficial]

reverse furry-ism is DEADASS the mood we need to turn 2018 around ladies and gays

[happikattwuzheere]

HEY GUESS WHO FINISHED HER LATEST TESTAMENT TO HER LACK OF SELF CONTROL THATS RIGHT ME I DID. 

ive been sucked into Critical Role thanks to @tactfulgrimalkin who I’m also giving some credit for helping me out w/ some of the writing for this. It’s my interpretation/imagining of how Nott and Caleb’s first meeting went down based on what we know about that event. There’s 16 pages. Because I have no self control. 

Part 2 

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[moby-grapes]

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[voicesbyzane]

Got my reaction images queued up for the big day

[carnival-phantasm]

Any particular wishes for e3?

I know it’s unrealistic but I’m hoping for some video games

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[captainignis]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[brokuto-koutaro]

Slowly popularizing opinion: surrounding yourself with negativity all the time is unhealthy

Go get some sun

Do something fun

Pick up your room, even if you can only do a little bit

Its okay friend

You can do it

You can do anything

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist

[the-inquisition-scmh]

False.

[charlesoberonn]

Every time I see an opinion online my reaction is one of four:

1. I agree, well, sort of, it’s more complicated than that.

2. I strongly disagree, but I get where you’re coming from.

3. Fuck you.

4.

[crunchcaptain]

i dont watch e3 i just wait for the memes and try to deduce what happened from those

[captainmarvall]

dance if you’re still alive and have trilogies to finish

[strangehorse]

i’ve never seen the cha-cha slide look cool before and i’m very perturbed rn

[fuocogo]

T’chacha

[likethemusiq-deactivated2021022]

Dad Jokes with Kratos