oh god

me + supernatural 2009 - 2017 me + hysteria 2020 - ???? lottie - she/her

[casgirl]

This is driving me crazy but how did jack...happen. did cas fuck. does he have a mom.

ok. oh boy. so uh. no he’s not biologically cas’. lucifer possessed the president of the united states who was so hell bent on ending the separation of church and state and creating a more christian america that he let satan posess him and then he fucked the white house aide that the president was having an affair with and got her pregnant. cas spent the whole season chasing the presidential aide (kelly kline) down trying to convince her to get an abortion until he put his hand on her stomach and felt the baby kick and then he was like “This Baby Has Changed Me....i’m going to steal your baby and raise him as my own once you die in childbirth” which yes is a given she was always going to die in childbirth. so long story short he’s adopted.

[giddy-goblin]

[syzygy-yzygy]

If your friend is struggling, the signs might not be obvious. A cry for help can take many different forms. Try checking in on them if you hear them express any of the following sentiments:

I miss Supernatural

I should rewatch Supernatural

Supernatural was such a good show

I hope they make more Supernatural

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[pisshandkerchief]

you guys remember that supernatural episode where famine like the literal horseman of the apocalypse takes over a town and everyone is like dean why isn't this affecting you I thought you loved food and sex and then famine confronts him about it and is like yeah it's because you don't have any desires at all actually there's just a big empty black hole in there. yeah

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[louferrignojrofficial]

this was a lot

[skeletonislandtheme]

supernatural’s christianity may be deeply american protestant but Cas’s is catholic. doctrinaire, quiet, private, ritualistic rather than communal and spontaneous. he’s contained and bottled up, he believes what he’s told to believe and his faith in god is a private thing, when he finally rebels it’s in a way that’s both blasphemous and slutty,

[curlymcclain]

losing my mind at this screenshot from supernatural that is, apparently, real

this is what happens when you’re gay

[curlymcclain]

[thirstkanaphan]

[1892]

what was november 5th??????????

don’t even worry about it

[future-crab]

NEVER move on NEVER touch grass. Keep posting about Supernatural on tumblr dot com.

[bedlund]

i did judge my spn mutuals back in the 2010s for being queerbaited by the cw "bro" show (losing chess to a dog etc. etc.) but now i see how vital your suffering was in terms of bringing a sense of jaded suffering to your shitposts

i don't like your tone. not only was our posting fundamental to this site we were also right the whole time

[undeanlich]

Leila Chatti, Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[spnjohnlocked]

This happened on Supernatural once

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

The thing about being a destiel fan and winner is that I need no earthly treasures for my true reward awaits me in the kingdom of Heaven.

[fullmetalfisting]

Okay so there was this low-budget monster-of-the-week tv show that came out in 2005 about two brothers who fought evil while driving around the country in a vintage car. Are you with me so far?

Good because I am without a doubt about to lose you. Let me start by saying that I’m a completely normal person who has simply witnessed bafoonery the likes of which have never been seen by regular people....

[destielgaysex]