bestie vibes only

[terefah]

at least i'm not straight

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[tonyalmeida]

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

oh my god

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[mr-deep-downer]

haters will see you mixing the elixir of life and ask if it’s FDA approved

[msburgundy-deactivated20230304]

[lmaonade]

favorite internet thing is when people just slap the golden ratio on any image in any orientation they want and it just doesn't mean anything

[tsunderrated]

[funnytwittertweets]

[gymleadervik]

It’s true and you should say it

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[amazoogle]

1. snake magnet

[itistimetodisappear]

2. my undying love for them

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

3. Rachel, even after I specifically asked her to stop

[tastefullyoffensive]

[c-bassmeow]

ivuoyibhl cuovypbo;k vhgvi;obpupyiogukj

[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[gabbyzvolt25]

i’m kinda gay

april fool u fell for it. only thinking i was a little gay when i’m A LOT GAY.