hang on to your privates

because I am on emotional fire Brooke, 24yr old INFJ Scorpio. Married as fuck and an unapologetic simp.

[eraserheadadult]

cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass

[escuerzoresucitado]

[toastbutteregg]

[triplemoonascension]

[teathattast]

[dunkstein]

If a caveman heard drum and bass they would understand it instantly and love it and would be able to start DJing within days

[kirkstiddywindow]

Captain James Tiberius Kirk would have loved Ice Planet Barbarians change my mind.

[thegenderal]

[soft-lovely]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls say this is their comfort movie (pride and prejudice, 2005)

[apolloette]

Went to the farmer’s market yesterday. Hadn’t gone out in over a year. Guy selling mushrooms asked how I was doing. I panicked and did an awkward little shimmy dance at him. He wordlessly did it back. Can’t stop thinking about this interaction

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[soft-lovely]

lovers in the garden

[yikimiki]

concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat

[irisharchaeology]

Love this. A census return from 1911 which records the birth of a new baby in the household, 10 minutes old and still no name :) 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

“Hello, I’m from the Census Bureau…”

“WE’RE A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW”

[maxwellatoms]

Why do you think fans are obsessed with "'shipping?"

Everyone's concerned about the supply chain these days.

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

What.

[7-aliens]