✨️it's the fluroscents✨️

Just a 25 year old girl whose Twilight obsession is at its peak✌️🙃✌️

[atlantidea]

That was a beautiful rendition of a difficult song. Everybody saw. Mr Collins saw. Take a breath, take a breath.

[fathermulcahyofficial]

Mr Darcy walking into the room, seeing the entire Bennet family in there, and promptly walking back out is so fucking funny

[smokeydabear420422]

[viking369]

And no, I'm not being intolerant, you're being a shitwit.

[finnwaller]

When you are a kind and sweet man but Ryder just keeps. getting. in the. way.

(For those playing at home, number 9 is my favourite.)

[punkitt-is-here]

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[gengario]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[renfieldrenrat]

What is improv comedy even about

[alltoowsll]

GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND HE NAMED EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN COUNTRY

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[maruposting]

Deleting a zero note post to transform it from a flop post into lost media.

[moniquill]